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I guess challenge rating doesn’t factor into the vetting process. :p
All bats perish that strike that dreadful pitch.
I really wish we could “like” comments, because that one is perfect!
Rusty can Mmyup?
He can Mmyup if he wants to
It’s something that he cay say
And it he needs to
He’ll let it go through
He can Mmyup throughout the day.
One word. He can manage it.
Man, I’ll admit the elf team batters must have nerves of steel, if I had a Ringwraith standing behind me I’d be a quivering wreck.
Also, since the ball technically hit the batter’s body, does that mean he gets to advance to first base????
Gnomish baseball seems to encourage each side hitting each other. So I doubt that the batter gets a walk. Plus the batter is too messed up to walk at the moment.
It wasn’t the player, it was the ball. Besides, if the player can’t walk, a team mate gets to do it for him.
It hit the bat before it hit the player so it’s a foul ball. Very foul in this case!
Eh, you know what they say. Fair is foul and foul is fair.
Hover through the fog and filthy air
This is set in California?
In regular Baseball rules (Which I know don’t count for much in Gnomish Baseball), Hit by Pitch only advances to first if the pitch wasn’t in the strike zone, and the batter didn’t swing at it. Otherwise it’s still a strike
This is Gnomish Baseball. You only get to walk after being hit by a pitch if you *can* walk after being hit by the pitch.
…eat nerves?
Lich: “I must break you.”
Shouldn’t that be “Well, I think I have seen enough.”, instead of “Well, I think I seen enough.”?
Depends on how formal she’s being. 0:)
Things should turn around at some point, considering how poorly Nazgul and flame have mixed in the past.
Yeah, undeath’s a b*tch, sometimes. You can be an immortal spirit of terrifying power, but your robes are still spun from ordinary, flammable wool…
Woah! Awesome fire effects!
Oh come on, I want to see more! It’s always glorious to see the arrogant type of Elves getting their arses handed to them.