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When even the Bottle Fairy thinks it’s a bad idea, maybe you better take another wisdom check…
“You wanna what? Aw, I’ve *never* been *that* drunk!”
(…slurs…):
“Whuzza probl’mheer…? ‘Ryoo try’na intimate thet Ahm unner th’Alfloo-ence o’ In-cahaul???!? ‘Cuz yoo NO Ah’kin man anny lick in th’bar”
(…burp…)
Mystery Solved!
Hopefully having the bottle fairy as a familiar adds +2 to whatever checks dramatic underlighting would be involved in. At the very least, RP experience.
It could help with intimidation checks or the like.
So this is the DnD equivalent of talking on your blue tooth….
Maybe she likes it in there? Malevolus seems the type to keep himself well-groomed, so his B.O. probably isn’t too bad. Although, he has been doing a lot of sweating lately…
The armor’s BO, however, is epic-level.
Granted, but from that location I’d be more concerned with his breath…
…or if he sneezed.
That’s a… pose/spot she’s found thats… remarkably open to naughty ideas…
My mind didn’t even go there, until you hadda bring it up:
“Hey – watch it there, Big Boy!?!
I don’t do ‘Sexy Tongue-Bathing’ for FREE!
(…at least, not on th’-hic!-th’first date…)”
D’OH!?!
Sorry – this was supposed to be a response to [artemi], above.
It does make you wonder. She DOES more or less actually bathes in her booze…
Dramatic underlighting for armor is like those neon lights they stick under cars.
One deep inhale and that suit probably could return to single-occupancy.