Rusty & Co.

Monstrous Misadventures! Updated every Wednesday at noon, EST.
  • Archives
  • Arcade
    • Rusty Runner
    • Dinkum’s Random Magic Item Generator
    • Summon-A-Horror
  • Vote
  • Store
  • About
    • F.A.Q.
    • Cast Page
    • Monster Guide
    • Gnome-Prizes!
    • Community
    • Contact
    • Commissions
  • Loot
    • Avatars
    • Banners
    • Cryptic Crosswords
    • Inktober
    • Wallpapers
    • Fan Art
  • Patreon
Twitter RSS
A man can't even relax in his own bevor anymore.

Follow Rusty & Co.!






RSS Rusty & Co.

  • Level 11: #37
‹‹ First ‹ Prev Comments(15) Random Next › Last ››

Level 8: #68

Chapter: Comic, Level 8 — Wait… is he seriously doing a baseball episode?
Comments RSS

Discussion (15) ¬

  1. J
    February 8, 2017, 12:22 pm | # | Reply

    When even the Bottle Fairy thinks it’s a bad idea, maybe you better take another wisdom check…

    2
    • Burke
      February 8, 2017, 12:33 pm | # | Reply

      “You wanna what? Aw, I’ve *never* been *that* drunk!”

      1
      • DMC_Run
        February 9, 2017, 8:12 pm | # | Reply

        (…slurs…):
        “Whuzza probl’mheer…? ‘Ryoo try’na intimate thet Ahm unner th’Alfloo-ence o’ In-cahaul???!? ‘Cuz yoo NO Ah’kin man anny lick in th’bar”
        (…burp…)

  2. CorruptUser
    February 8, 2017, 2:06 pm | # | Reply

    Mystery Solved!

    Hopefully having the bottle fairy as a familiar adds +2 to whatever checks dramatic underlighting would be involved in. At the very least, RP experience.

    1
    • Sock Puppet
      February 8, 2017, 5:16 pm | # | Reply

      It could help with intimidation checks or the like.

      1
  3. Kenshin Ryuu
    February 8, 2017, 4:43 pm | # | Reply

    So this is the DnD equivalent of talking on your blue tooth….

    1
  4. Brandon
    February 8, 2017, 11:46 pm | # | Reply

    Maybe she likes it in there? Malevolus seems the type to keep himself well-groomed, so his B.O. probably isn’t too bad. Although, he has been doing a lot of sweating lately…

    • Weatherheight
      February 9, 2017, 5:16 am | # | Reply

      The armor’s BO, however, is epic-level. 😀

      • DMC_Run
        February 9, 2017, 8:17 pm | # | Reply

        Granted, but from that location I’d be more concerned with his breath…
        …or if he sneezed.

  5. artemi
    February 9, 2017, 6:24 pm | # | Reply

    That’s a… pose/spot she’s found thats… remarkably open to naughty ideas…

    1
  6. DMC_Run
    February 9, 2017, 8:25 pm | # | Reply

    My mind didn’t even go there, until you hadda bring it up:

    “Hey – watch it there, Big Boy!?!
    I don’t do ‘Sexy Tongue-Bathing’ for FREE!
    (…at least, not on th’-hic!-th’first date…)”

    • DMC_Run
      February 9, 2017, 8:31 pm | # | Reply

      D’OH!?!
      Sorry – this was supposed to be a response to [artemi], above.

    • Artemi
      February 15, 2017, 12:17 pm | # | Reply

      It does make you wonder. She DOES more or less actually bathes in her booze…

      1
  7. Rokas
    February 22, 2017, 7:53 am | # | Reply

    Dramatic underlighting for armor is like those neon lights they stick under cars.

  8. Aachen
    October 28, 2020, 10:26 pm | # | Reply

    One deep inhale and that suit probably could return to single-occupancy.

Reply to Brandon ¬ Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

CAPTCHA Image
Refresh Image

*

Rusty and Co. and rustyandco.com is not affiliated with, endorsed, sponsored, or specifically approved by Wizards of the Coast LLC. For more information about Wizards of the Coast or any of Wizards’ trademarks or other intellectual property, please visit their website at Wizards.com

Tweets by rustyandco

©2009-2022 Rusty & Co. | Powered by WordPress with ComicPress | Subscribe: RSS | Back to Top ↑