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Chapter: Comic, Level 8 β€” Wait… is he seriously doing a baseball episode?
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  1. Chlorruption
    July 19, 2019, 9:33 pm | # | Reply

    oh Hell yeah

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    • Mary Catelli
      July 20, 2019, 12:20 pm | # | Reply

      Yup!

    • Drunken.dx
      July 21, 2019, 7:41 am | # | Reply

      No, no, no…
      I goes:
      AWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

      1
      • Ty in TX
        July 22, 2019, 4:34 pm | # | Reply

        Swiggity swooty
        Maddie gonna get that booty.

        1
  2. SanityOrMadness
    July 19, 2019, 10:05 pm | # | Reply

    Well, that took a while!

    2
  3. Hfar
    July 19, 2019, 10:13 pm | # | Reply

    Woo! You go girl!

    3
  4. Kodathekobold
    July 19, 2019, 10:21 pm | # | Reply

    The smooch before the storm eh?
    Also Rest in Piece Mimic and Kris. Buried under the stadium probably as well!

    • Kodathekobold
      July 19, 2019, 10:22 pm | # | Reply

      *Rest in Peace…
      I sure am glad that I neither typed Peace nor Pieces so there’s no way to salvage that one.

      • InvaderCupil
        July 20, 2019, 12:56 pm | # | Reply

        Nah… Mimic turned into a small, unassuming household object for Kris to hide under!

        1
    • Mary Catelli
      July 20, 2019, 12:21 pm | # | Reply

      A minor dwarf came back from being eaten by Cube. We’ll see

      • Zero
        July 20, 2019, 2:39 pm | # | Reply

        He didn’t look like a minor.

        • The Gorch
          July 21, 2019, 12:36 pm | # | Reply

          Perhaps a miner dwarf.

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          • Will
            July 24, 2019, 3:10 pm | # | Reply

            Every dwarf is a major dwarf, regardless of local age laws.

  5. The Occupant
    July 19, 2019, 10:30 pm | # | Reply

    As my mum said to me on my 29th birthday when I told her some very important news, “Well, it’s about time!”

  6. Who dis
    July 19, 2019, 10:47 pm | # | Reply

    Ah…that is not the traditional take on the Paladin’s Oath, but go for it!

    • Mary Catelli
      July 20, 2019, 12:55 pm | # | Reply

      Depends on what take. Certainly there have been takes that allowed marriage and therefore wooing to paladins.

      • Riley
        July 24, 2019, 3:31 pm | # | Reply

        Some 5E paladins follow the Oath of the Ancients, which calls them to celebrate and defend joy, to live life to the fullest. Singing is one way. Other forms of recreation – ones which are also necessary for the perpetuation of human life – may also qualify.

  7. Who dis
    July 19, 2019, 10:51 pm | # | Reply

    You can actually see Calamitus living up to his name, blasting the crowds like he mentioned. Great attention to detail, most people don’t even bother trying to remember things like that.

  8. Legacy
    July 19, 2019, 10:52 pm | # | Reply

    Yay Maddie!

  9. Thorr-kan
    July 19, 2019, 11:02 pm | # | Reply

    Well, that’s a non-standard use of laying on hands, but I’d allow it.

  10. Meris
    July 19, 2019, 11:44 pm | # | Reply

    Look at everyone ignoring the REAL issue at hand: what mythical weapon(/gardening implement) Maddie be will wading into combat with this time. I’m rooting for a Mace of Disruption (which to the untrained eye resembles a soil augur), though even for the fast and loose technology level this fantasy kingdom runs on, that might be digging too deep.

    1
    • Burke
      July 20, 2019, 12:27 am | # | Reply

      My wager is on a Mace of Smiting that bears a curious resemblance to a simple baseball bat.

      • DocSavage
        July 20, 2019, 10:09 am | # | Reply

        I was wondering this same question but I think you hit the abomination (nail) with the Warhammer (you can figure this one out yourselves) with this guess.

      • Envisioner Will
        March 12, 2023, 7:24 am | # | Reply

        It’s amazing what you can accomplish with one of those, as George Carlin said of Joe Pesci.

    • Atarlost
      July 20, 2019, 1:54 am | # | Reply

      Or some sort of concession stand food served on a stick.

      • DB β€” NOT Cooper
        July 21, 2019, 7:50 am | # | Reply

        Rat! Onnastick. Ketchup extra. Sold by a minor dwarf, from a tray, for an exorbitant price.

    • NickM
      July 21, 2019, 3:26 pm | # | Reply

      Since this is a baseball game, I am thinking those dirt level drag thingies they use in between innings. She can call it the Drag of Justice! Or maybe the, Level of Justice!

      • Brother Parvus
        July 23, 2019, 9:53 pm | # | Reply

        That “drag thingie” is a harrow of a sort.

  11. Chives!
    July 20, 2019, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    GO MADDIE!

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    • yeppersitsmeers
      July 20, 2019, 12:38 am | # | Reply

      EXACTLY what I wanted to say! GO MADELINE!

      1
  12. Kenshin Ryuu
    July 20, 2019, 1:26 am | # | Reply

    Woooo, go Maddy, kick that Eldritch Horror’s butt with the POWER OF LOVE!

    • Withdrawn
      July 20, 2019, 5:21 pm | # | Reply

      ???? That’s the Power of Love????

      • DaveM
        July 22, 2019, 4:20 am | # | Reply

        Cue Huey Lewis and the News!

  13. Waffle
    July 20, 2019, 6:19 am | # | Reply

    There you go! Good to have you back!

  14. Temia Eszteri
    July 20, 2019, 8:39 am | # | Reply

    Thy life is a riddle, to bear rapture and sorrow~

    • Temia Eszteri
      July 20, 2019, 8:42 am | # | Reply

      [Chorus piece was cut due to being drowned out by intense squeeing from the smol minotaur, so we’re skipping ahead a bit.]

  15. Tab
    July 20, 2019, 9:21 am | # | Reply

    The funny thing is, Derek has been completely unaware of Madeline’s crush on him, so for him this is totally out of the blue.

    Also, violence is only gratuitous if it doesn’t work, in which case you need to apply more.

    • Mary Catelli
      July 20, 2019, 1:50 pm | # | Reply

      She was afraid to let him know. . . hence the startled look

    • Wyvern
      July 22, 2019, 3:59 am | # | Reply

      “Also, violence is only gratuitous if it doesn’t work, in which case you need to apply more.”

      I’d say it’s the other way around… it’s gratuitous when it’s overkill.

      • The Other Mike
        July 25, 2019, 6:40 am | # | Reply

        “There is no overkill. There is only “Open Fire!” and “I need to reload.”

  16. Centium
    July 20, 2019, 9:44 am | # | Reply

    Paladin uses “Lay on Hands”

    • Bookwyrm
      July 20, 2019, 5:35 pm | # | Reply

      *slow clap.gif*

  17. Oldbutnotdead
    July 20, 2019, 1:33 pm | # | Reply

    Yay Maddie! You go with your badass self!

  18. Bookwyrm
    July 20, 2019, 5:33 pm | # | Reply

    My heart just melted. Such a sweet and epic page. Bravo.

  19. msyendor
    July 21, 2019, 1:46 pm | # | Reply

    OK. Hormones, the necessary milk to regrow the little inner devil since Anti-Mad left the building.

  20. Pandastic
    July 22, 2019, 3:02 am | # | Reply

    Get in there, girl! 8D Also get out there and kick serious ass.

  21. Fimbulfambi
    July 22, 2019, 7:26 am | # | Reply

    So, am I the only one who finds the hipster abomination kind of eerily familiar?

    Compare:
    https://c1.staticflickr.com/4/3871/33106995005_1a77143d30_b.jpg
    (illustration for King Mouselet and the Prince Youth, 1905)

  22. Hamsterhuey
    July 22, 2019, 8:40 am | # | Reply

    Anyone here the last lines with Maddy singing a la: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV_RdaR2FHc

  23. Kriz
    July 22, 2019, 3:34 pm | # | Reply

    I have been coming back repeatedly to look at those last 3 panels and I am going to save a clip of them in my “cheer up” folder. πŸ™‚

  24. Korith
    July 22, 2019, 3:46 pm | # | Reply

    LATENT POWERS ACTIVATED

  25. Scarecrow
    July 22, 2019, 7:03 pm | # | Reply

    i don’t know if Derek was unaware of Maddie’s feelings or it’s because Maddie just aggravated his cracked ribs, either way Maddie just face her fears!

  26. Enigma
    July 22, 2019, 8:48 pm | # | Reply

    Maddie and Derek get inspiration.

  27. Xenau lite
    July 23, 2019, 3:07 am | # | Reply

    Maddie finally realized she had Aura of Courage

  28. [___]
    July 23, 2019, 8:33 am | # | Reply

    So… Is Maddie _really_ a paladin?
    Chosen by god, devoted to it and codex, and so on?
    Or is it in reality another manifestation of her “make believe” powers – and in this case, because of Dereks help, she (remembers/understands/believes) again that she _is_ a paladin, and so her paladin powers and fearless returns?
    (and, probably, so is some others parts of her persona)

    • Riley
      July 24, 2019, 3:44 pm | # | Reply

      My interpretation: Madeline has been clumsy, she’s dialed herself down, not directly because of her death and resurrection, but because she’s anxious and embarrassed about her crush on Derek. Once that anxiety is resolved, her clumsiness will end, she’ll stop holding back, and she’ll resume her well-established fighting style.

      Regardless of how Derek feels. The courage to accept romantic rejection, and avoid bitterness, is a courage we rarely see demonstrated in fiction; though it’s all too often necessary in real life.

  29. Riley
    July 24, 2019, 3:51 pm | # | Reply

    As for whether paladins are chosen by god… the difference between monotheism and polytheism, is “god” versus “a god”. Oerth and Faerun are polytheistic. I don’t recall evidence on whether this setting is monotheist, polytheist, or something else.

    • [___]
      July 24, 2019, 8:00 pm | # | Reply

      Well, i was talking about “small letter” god, i.e. one of the many.
      (almost all versions of dnd paladins need some god as source of power, not _just_ ideals and being “worthy”)

      Granted, at this points we really don’t know much (or anything?) about gods of this setting, so right now there not much grounds for hypotheses.

      One thing of interest that we _had_ see, however, is the special effect that accompanied Maddie’s “Lay of Hands” – light, cherubs and trumpet.
      https://rustyandco.com/comic/level-6-47/

      And actually, it’s this overall over-the-top-ness, that slightly strengthens my suspicion about Maddie’s paladinic powers real nature – not many actual cleric’s healing spells should have so pronounced “and now a higher power is involved” display (but on the other hand, it could be depicted in this way _only_ because of comedic reasons).

      (sorry, if my usage of english language and, especially, of it’s tenses, was, well, rusty)

      • [___]
        July 24, 2019, 8:05 pm | # | Reply

        Ow…
        You have probably just trying to correct my not “a god” usage?
        If so – yes, just forgot to use an article.

      • Riley
        July 26, 2019, 4:43 am | # | Reply

        Good reference to previous episode. Maddie says “the power of the gods” which establishes (a) she believes there are multiple gods, (b) she has access to power from them.

        I don’t know whether she chose them, or they chose her. I don’t know whether other paladins, or other clerics, are capable of quiet healing. As you say, not much grounds.

        By the way, you are correct in using lower case versus upper case, to establish what you mean by “god”. That can be a controversial topic in the USA.

      • Envisioner Will
        March 12, 2023, 7:21 am | # | Reply

        The third edition player’s handbook is pretty clear in its discussion of how paladins relate to gods…. while they may serve the faiths of compatible deities, their divine spellcasting and other miraculous abilities come directly from the Force of Good itself (notably Good and not Law, so murderous templar/avenger types were officially Doing It Wrong at the time, prior to 5E basically dropping alignment as a concept).

  30. Knowlessman
    July 24, 2019, 8:46 pm | # | Reply

    I’d probably heal Derek up a bit first, but then I probably wouldn’t be a great paladin. Wouldn’t be able to conserve resources well enough.

  31. Weatherheight
    July 24, 2019, 9:00 pm | # | Reply

    Cleric sexually assaulted by Paladin, cleric doesn’t seem to mind, details at ten!

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