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Chapter: Comic, Level 2 — Another Notch in the Belt
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  1. msyendor
    December 9, 2009, 12:58 pm | # | Reply

    Actually, Ms. Farmer, Profit is #1. Suggest dropping the hoe for a scythe. And #2, if the ‘treasure chest’ has big, red lips set in a smile complete with big ivory inlays, you may wanna think twice before touching. Fail-check for traps. (Cue Siege theme music)

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    • Envisioner
      September 9, 2013, 8:52 pm | # | Reply

      Well, she wasn’t looking. Which is a mistake in and of itself, but still.

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    • Iamus_Septimus
      October 11, 2014, 7:40 pm | # | Reply

      You kidding? I think she has weapon proficiency: gardening tools. Shovel Knight ain’t got nothing on her.

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      • A. O. E.uclase
        September 3, 2017, 8:00 pm | # | Reply

        I’ll have you know that Ms Shovel Knight carries a vorpal shovel.

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  2. Samsonguy
    December 9, 2009, 5:10 pm | # | Reply

    I need to do some research on the damage stats for a hoe. The landscaping tool, not the other….

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  3. Elindar2
    December 9, 2009, 6:14 pm | # | Reply

    I gotta admit, the last time my character was in a situation that involved mimics and farm implements it didn’t end well.

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  4. Squeamish
    December 9, 2009, 6:50 pm | # | Reply

    Well, I know who’s going to get creepy naked fanart about her drawn up and posted all the internet after this one makes the rounds…

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    • Viva Wereboar
      October 20, 2011, 4:22 pm | # | Reply

      See “Rule 34”. By now there’s creepy naked fan-art of THE CUBE. (Bleah!)

      Also, I think that by the standards of female fantasy-adventure heroines she is A) quite wholesome-looking and B) fairly practically dressed. Admittedly, thick gloves and knee protectors are all she’s got, but by the standards of female fantasy-adventurer heroines that amounts to a bomb-squad suit.

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      • evileeyore
        December 24, 2021, 7:01 pm | # | Reply

        [Morgan Freeman Narrator Voice] “What Viva Wereboar didn’t realize is that every picture of Cube is creepy naked fan-art…”

        I mean some of them are full insertion pics!

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    • ReaderAt2046
      February 1, 2016, 1:49 pm | # | Reply

      GRR!!!

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  5. Starbuck
    December 10, 2009, 10:01 am | # | Reply

    samsonguy: Why not get the damage of a ho? Never know when you’ll have no other weapon than prostitution.

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    • Viva Wereboar
      October 20, 2011, 9:02 pm | # | Reply

      “For the last time, the ability score is called CONstitution! CON-stitution!”

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      • Envisioner
        September 9, 2013, 8:52 pm | # | Reply

        Win. You do it.

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  6. Samsonguy
    December 10, 2009, 9:08 pm | # | Reply

    @Starbuck: I’d estimate the fake nails alone go 1d4 each per round.

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  7. Burke
    December 11, 2009, 5:42 am | # | Reply

    The fake nails do decent damage on the first round, but they’re brittle and break off in the wound, like a howler’s quills. Once depleted of its nails, damage devolves to 1d3 bludgeoning.

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  8. eset
    December 11, 2009, 8:18 am | # | Reply

    with a rage bonus to attack because “You made me break a NAIL!”

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  9. Choobakka
    February 16, 2011, 2:59 pm | # | Reply

    Actually, it goes
    1. Find monsters
    2. Kill monsters
    3. Kill those losers who helped you with 1 and 2
    4. Profit

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    • The Other Mike
      March 26, 2016, 2:05 am | # | Reply

      Somebody plays Munchkin…

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  10. warmachine
    March 4, 2012, 8:52 pm | # | Reply

    @ Viva Wereboar: did you get that from xkcd? and was that a Southpark reference during the comic?

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    • VivaWereboar
      March 7, 2013, 1:23 pm | # | Reply

      Naw, just my native wit. Such as it is.

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  11. Dark-Star
    November 27, 2012, 1:09 pm | # | Reply

    Maxim 23: “If you put your hands anywhere your eyes are not looking or cannot see, you are at risk of losing your hands.”

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  12. Crabtree
    August 8, 2018, 10:54 pm | # | Reply

    There is, indeed, what appears to be a wok. Last week’s sound effect was accurate.

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