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What, no Zowie?
WOK?
Looks like someone’s taking chinese cooking classes in there.
Deuce!
Flop!
Stake!
Turn!
“Ho!
Ha Ha!
Guard!
Turn!
Parry!
Dodge!
Spin!
Ha!
Thrust!” – D. Duck
It makes me think of the opening lyrics to Tutti Frutti.
This is what happens when the rules-lawyer pushes the DM that little bit too far.
Not quite. Then you’d also be seeing “SMITE!”, “GOUGE!”, “DISMEMBER!” and “VIOLATE!”