Pros: Flying on the back of giant eagles; new friends; a good feeling of accomplishment
Cons: Losing a finger; losing a precious family heirloom; there may be no place in the world for you once you come back
I’d go with the amusement park. Just be sure to bring holy water. Then when the ghost turns out to be a smuggler walk away and ignore him. It’s lawful people not good people who care about people dodging tariffs.
Well… it’s likely the tariffs they’re dodging are helping to fund all the social programs the LG society maintains. Now if it’s Pirates in a LE society, yes, ignore them, even help them.
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So… the safest time for the heroes is when they are playing bikini beach volleyball.
Isn’t that when shark attacks? In good case ; in bad case, it’s kaiju.
Unless you’re talking shark-men like Horty, probably not too much of a concern. Tentacle monsters, on the other hand…
I’ve seen enough hentai to know how “heroes playing beach volley ball” ends.
Better than Bikini Suicide Frisbee.
No matter what you do, if the Plot wants to come calling, it will find a way. So might as well do whatever you want to do until that happens.
Why not just hang out in a tavern?
Hm, I recognize the first three stories, but not the fourth?
The Lord of the Rings
What’s the first one? I’m feeling thick-headed here and all I can think of is some kind of Scooby-Doo plot.
I think you’ve got it – it is a Scooby Doo plot.
On a completely unrelated note, we need a good ol’ fashioned Scooby Doo plot.
“And I would have gotten away with it if not for you meddling adventurers and your rust monster!”
Wasn’t there an animated Scooby Doo running sequence? Or a Benny Hill one?
Yes, in the midst of the Sportsball episode.
You’ll be there and back again before you know it!
Pros: Flying on the back of giant eagles; new friends; a good feeling of accomplishment
Cons: Losing a finger; losing a precious family heirloom; there may be no place in the world for you once you come back
Three out of five stars
I’d go with the amusement park. Just be sure to bring holy water. Then when the ghost turns out to be a smuggler walk away and ignore him. It’s lawful people not good people who care about people dodging tariffs.
Well… it’s likely the tariffs they’re dodging are helping to fund all the social programs the LG society maintains. Now if it’s Pirates in a LE society, yes, ignore them, even help them.