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Ah, that guy from page 5! I knew he was suspicious.
And significant.
Cube: useful in more respects than one.
Also, more respected
What happened to the rest of the Pixie Chicks?
Schedule conflicts:
Pixie Chick #1 had a hairdresser’s appointment.
Pixie Chick #2 had a regular therapy session for dealing with her parents’ poor naming choices.
Why does Robespierre have all of his teeth sharpened?
He’s a barbarian. Why *wouldn’t* he sharpen his teeth?
All the better to bite you with m’dear
Why would you want to bite a deer?
The flavor is deer to my hart.
Such an a-moose-ing pun.
FETCH
FETCH CARRIAGE
YAY FETCHING
::comes back with the carriage in his mouth::
It appears that the mysterious stranger is Oswald the Oddsmaker…or perhaps “Dandy” Dante Diego y Dinero?… “Bookie” T. Washington?
I find it amazing that the only one the Monster Manual didn’t give an INT score is the most distinguished and successful of the group.
I guess he put the points towards CHA instead.
What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Gifted.
In that case, as we all know, drummer/hero Jelly-C is brilliant.
I can’t believe Cube took ANOTHER level in Bard.
Oh, and what do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? The drummer!
Ra da bum!
Drum fast, live hard, die young.
At least the drummer gets laid. The bass player goes back to the bus and plays with his instrument after the show.
What do you call a celibate musician? “Hey, Bass Player…”
Typo: Mimic says he has had “seven adventure”.
Fixed, thank you.
“His guitarist has some very enthusiastic hand gestures for us”
Could you be more specific? Curious people are curious.
(on second thoughts, do I really want to know?)
Didn’t he simply mean Roxie waving to them? That’s how I understood it.
I imagine she was making obscene gestures at Mimic and her brother.
Second thoughts are best