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When the raving derelict that probably got booted out of another bar comes into yours, you really need to start rethinking your bouncer.
Poor Slobber.
They probably only hired him for the initial intimidation factor. If you dare approach Slobber, you may enter. Or something like that.
Stabs wants his money. That’s her weakness.
Just be glad that wasn’t Dwarven whiskey there that you dunked the TNT in, that stuff’ll ignite with a flame as far as a foot away…
a foot! you must mean the watered down stuff they sell to humans. proper dwarven liquor must be kept in the dark at all times infarct even pouring it to quickly can generate enough friction to ignite it.
Yes, a proper Dwarven drink has a minimum safe distance.
Except for the really good stuff, where no distance is safe.
Ehh…gonna half to disagree with mall my dwarven buddies out there the best booze for sudden violent explosions is Black Dragon Skullwhomper Ale.
Artax: “That stuff but it’s highly explosive and eats through platemail!”
Yeager: “…S’what gives it charm”
Ahh here we go: http://comic.nodwick.com/?comic=2008-02-06
Obviously, none of you have ever heard of 307 Ale.
Anti-M: We’re gonna light it up, like it’s dynamite!
Malevolus: I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying Augh! Oh, gotta let go.
Kris: I came to move, move, move, move….
I don’t trust this guy’s ugly mug.
It may be me, but the last panel shows off Dorilys’s…charisma points real well.
Personally I don’t go for greenskins. :p
Not even the classic greenskin?
http://www.themakeupgallery.info/fantasy/alien/st/orion/vina.htm
Kris appears to have an excellent grasp of the significance. . . .
Re: the Alt-text:
“That’s not how you mix a sake bomb, dude.”
— No, but that’s how you LIVE to mix another one, Dude!
Why not just pull out the fuse, anyway?
Because it’s on fire and would burn his tender fingers.
Aaaaaaand, fss goes the dynamite!
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/sake-bomb-recipe.html
Charming as ever, Malevolus
A hobbit running for his life– but he’ll probably not drop those sandwiches.