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Kris, I’m sorry to tell you this, but a sandwich isn’t usually enough to seduce a lady.
You need at least a pizza.
‘fraid pizza won’t be enough for a lady as sophisticated as that. Going to need a calzone and a bottle of Pepsi.
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(captcha was an extremely squiggly ZFZ2, I *think.*)
Well, that would depend on the sandwich…
Hur, hur, hur…
Hah! I actually clapped at the alt-text. It is all too true!
Only realized just now that this comic has alt text, too D: now I have (an excuse) to read the entire archive all over!
A distraction…?
…like, say, perhaps…
…that gent who just entered…?
Gosh, what on earth would make you think that?
Dunno…
…random things just kinda pop inta muh haid, y’see…
I hope that guy never has to raise his hands straight into the air, becaue he’d impale his head with his own shoulder spikes.
He designed his armor to offset his inherent cowardice. If he tries to surrender, he’ll kill himself, so he can’t–he *must* press on. Or, y’know, surrender with his hands lower, but for a minute there he really meant it.
Don’t forget the added bonus where if anyone strikes a blow towards his shoulder the spikes are going to catch it and bring it down to let his body take the full force of the impact.
As Naga in Slayers had occasion to realize…
Comma’s in the wrong place in the bottom-left panel. Should be “Yeah, no problem” rather than “Yeah no, problem”. The latter means she’s correcting herself because she’s found a problem!
Fixed, thank you.
You sure the magic phrase isn’t “knomeen znoh”?
Anti paladin says,”You called?”
“You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and idiocy” – O-Behir-wan