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Level 8: #32

Chapter: Comic, Level 8 — Wait… is he seriously doing a baseball episode?
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  1. Chlor
    April 30, 2016, 11:47 pm | # | Reply

    Way to lose face in front of the princess.

    Doubt he’ll just take that on the chin.

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    • Pretzelcoatl
      May 1, 2016, 12:19 pm | # | Reply

      I see the puns are on the nose, as usual.

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      • Yang
        May 1, 2016, 12:42 pm | # | Reply

        Probably no big deal. Just a hairline fracture.

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        • Fortis
          May 1, 2016, 9:51 pm | # | Reply

          You gotta keep an eye out for hazards like that in these sorts of games.

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          • bionicle_fanatic
            May 2, 2016, 4:52 am | # | Reply

            I wonder what took him so long… Maybe his car conked out?

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          • Weatherheight
            May 2, 2016, 8:07 pm | # | Reply

            Next time he’ll show up ear-ly.

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          • bionicle_fanatic
            May 3, 2016, 6:47 am | # | Reply

            Gotta keep ahead of the game.

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    • TB Tabby
      May 2, 2016, 1:07 am | # | Reply

      Couldn’t lose face more if he lost a fight to Scorpion.

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    • InsertNameHere
      May 2, 2016, 2:48 pm | # | Reply

      Rusty makes first face!

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      • MaxAstro
        May 3, 2016, 10:07 am | # | Reply

        Second face, actually, Cube already stole first face. :p

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        • Korith
          May 4, 2016, 1:09 pm | # | Reply

          Pretty sure cube has 6 faces already.

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  2. MaxAstro
    May 1, 2016, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    I love how all the people “boo’ing” Rusty are wearing heavy armor. 🙂

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    • AvangionQ
      May 1, 2016, 2:10 am | # | Reply

      Good eye for detail … 😉

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      • Helianthus
        May 1, 2016, 1:12 pm | # | Reply

        Of course Rusty has bad press among these people: he is the true enemy of the adventurer, the gear-destroying monster.

        Gashes, broken bones, dismemberment, even death are nothing a good Cleric cannot fix. But let a Rust monster touch your faithful +4 adamantium full plate, and that’s 10 levels worth of loot down the drain.

        ——————–
        Sir Malevolus, either Rusty or the universe is onto you. It may not be too late to run for safety; but please stay around…

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  3. Kenshin Ryuu
    May 1, 2016, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Dang, that’s quite a bit of power for a wooden bat to impart to a metal ball and not break. Must be enchanted.

    Still, I’m guessing the green robed guy can see just far enough into the future to enjoy seeing stuff like Sir Malevolus get hit in the face by random objects twice unlike us mere mortals who only get to see it once.

    • Thundararious
      May 2, 2016, 8:06 pm | # | Reply

      +5 bat of homerun

      • Kenshin Ryuu
        May 3, 2016, 7:44 pm | # | Reply

        Legacy weapon of Babe Ruth?????

        • bahamut920
          May 4, 2016, 6:08 pm | # | Reply

          It’s actually the Casey Bat; it’s got a -10 to hit, but always crits.

    • Brother Parvus
      May 4, 2016, 9:20 am | # | Reply

      That “green-robed guy” is the one Malevolous addressed as “Your Highness”. Oh, and I like the Princess’s beer hat.

      • ChuulBarbarian
        May 4, 2016, 9:50 am | # | Reply

        The Alt-Text refers to him as the royal Sage.
        “The princess just keeps the royal sage around so she doesn’t have to berate idiots herself.”

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      • ChuulBarbarian
        May 4, 2016, 9:53 am | # | Reply

        The Alt-Text refers to him as the royal Sage, so I doubt it.
        “The princess just keeps the royal sage around so she doesn’t have to berate idiots herself.”

  4. AvangionQ
    May 1, 2016, 2:11 am | # | Reply

    Home run or foul ball?

    • Nerva
      May 3, 2016, 5:50 pm | # | Reply

      Boom, headshot.

    • msyendor
      May 3, 2016, 8:29 pm | # | Reply

      Double header — Game 1 = hit ball, score a run; Game 2 = eliminate any/all opposition. Or at least a good try because I think that is a foul ball and metal dude isn’t actually on the troll team so not a legal target. On the good side, isn’t Rusty then allowed to bat again? (I’m guessing. Baseball isn’t my game.)

  5. Mystik
    May 1, 2016, 11:20 am | # | Reply

    How did he even hit the ball? To his tail around for a good swing over home plate I would think that he would have had to deck the catcher.

    • Droid
      May 2, 2016, 12:24 pm | # | Reply

      Rusty is further in front when he hits the ball than in the panel before, maybe he did some sort of charge?

  6. Harknail
    May 1, 2016, 1:17 pm | # | Reply

    Any guesses as to what Sir Malevolus was about to say then the ball hit him in the face?

    Also, I missed that those booing Rusty were all wearing heavy armor till I read the comments.

    • Mystik
      May 1, 2016, 6:03 pm | # | Reply

      I assume he was about to say “I’m not sure what you mean.” or something along those lines.

      • Harknail
        May 2, 2016, 12:20 am | # | Reply

        Thanks. That makes more sense than “I’m not surprised” or “I’m not supposed to”.

    • Anon
      May 3, 2016, 12:58 am | # | Reply

      Perhaps, “I’m not sure offhand. Who was it?”

  7. Mary
    May 1, 2016, 5:06 pm | # | Reply

    audience participation!

    • Kriz
      May 2, 2016, 8:43 am | # | Reply

      :chortle:

  8. BOB
    May 1, 2016, 5:45 pm | # | Reply

    Well rusty seems very goal oriented

  9. darkwulf23
    May 2, 2016, 1:40 pm | # | Reply

    Best part about getting a home run. Rusty can take his time eating the traps. No need to hurry.

    • jaded cynic
      May 2, 2016, 4:05 pm | # | Reply

      …IF the Princess’s booth is back along the back wall; if she’s located along the first or third baselines, that was only a foul ball…and that’s just taking into account the configuration of boring old ‘normal’ baseball; Gnome Baseball may be more complex (q.v. “heading for right first base”)

  10. RG2Cents
    May 2, 2016, 4:35 pm | # | Reply

    Well, his eye was definitely on the ball…

    • Nerva
      May 3, 2016, 5:49 pm | # | Reply

      And now everything from his right ear to his right nostril is, too.

    • Voidbane
      May 4, 2016, 12:26 am | # | Reply

      I believe his eye was more on the prize!

      ^..^

  11. Sensei Le Roof
    May 2, 2016, 6:10 pm | # | Reply

    “You’ve not answered me. Are you interested or no?”

  12. Scarlet Knight
    May 3, 2016, 11:06 pm | # | Reply

    I’m guessing the Princess’s favorite team is the Royals?

  13. nohow
    May 4, 2016, 3:29 pm | # | Reply

    SCOTT STERLING WITH THE SAVE!!!

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  14. DMC_Run
    May 4, 2016, 3:41 pm | # | Reply

    So, if one of the ball-spikes had impaled his face & just stuck there, would that be considered a “catch”(& therefore an “out”), or would it be a “Home-run”?

    • WJS
      October 4, 2016, 11:09 pm | # | Reply

      I don’t know baseball, but I’m pretty sure that you have to be a member of the opposing team to catch someone out.

  15. ReaderAt2046
    May 4, 2016, 11:45 pm | # | Reply

    What is that around the Princess’s head? Some kind of weird double silly straw thing?

    • The Aussie Bloke
      May 5, 2016, 12:19 am | # | Reply

      It’s a beer hat

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