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Now open your eyes while our plight is repeated~
Answers? But I’ve just got more questions!
Answer? I ‘ardly know ‘er!
Still deaf to our cries, lost in hope we lie defeated~
Now the real question is… Did Dirk the Daring make the button input in time, or will we have to insert another coin while listening to that taunting music?
You’d be mad too if the ref red-carded you the moment you entered the field.
Oh, great, a streaker.
I hate when my games get interrupted by beings from the third dimension.
Pigeons?
.. I don’t think this one playes by the rules Referee… not even for whatever goes for rules in THIS game…
I think this game is called “Whack-A-Rex”.
Thus confirming that Maddie’s adventures involve threats to reality itself.
Where’s the Belt of Genre Changing when you need it?
I’ve heard of pinch hitters, but this is ridiculous.
That was good. I’d give you a gnume prize, but I think Mehthuzlah ate it.
Is this the same hipster god from the vampire storyline in a different form or a different hipster god?
For reference: http://rustyandco.com/comic/level-6-57/
Alt text on the last comic is ‘that’s not the same one as last time’. So it’s a different one.
However, the ‘Mmmmmehhhh’ indicates a similar attitude of WTF-ism. Perhaps they’re both part of the Hipster Pantheon, or both partake of Hipsteria, as it t’were, and I write this totally ironically.
One of us! One of us!
If the last one was “Meh’thulu”, this one might be “Yawn Sothoth”?
The bored goat from the woods with a thousand yawns?
so this eldritch abomination would apparently enjoy those dinosaur chicken nuggets in real size.
Noooo! Not Lucy!
The apparent “energy wimple” on her head may indicate the Anti-Princess. TPK time!
Oh goodness, it is 3-D rendered.
Well, it’s probably from another dimension.
Ba-dum ching!
Huh, now I’m reminded of the Belt of Genre-Changing way back in Level 2. A 3D monster in a 2D world is pretty outside-genre…or maybe outside-context is more accurate.
I don’t remember, did they destroy that Belt? I wonder what would happen if it were used in the presence of that Thing? Would they re-genre to cosmic horror?
Probably re-genre to self-insert fanfic…
Red card the GM– this opponent is way too high level for the party!
Hey, they’re level 8; it’s not their fault that they don’t have a Tier 1 character in the party, who can Polymorph the eldritch horror, or Planar Ally in a Celestial to fight it for them. The Challenge Rating system only attempts to ensure that the creature is a suitable challenge for a *typical* party of that ECL, not for *any* such party.
an elder god arises
you know the shit has hit the fan when they break out the CGI
Roll for …. perspective.