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The return of the the original.
You can tell that Robespierre is a barbarian because he doesn’t understand this newfangled “door” technology.
Sure he does. A door is one of those things you go through when you want to get someplace. If there isn’t one, you make one. Easy.
And if there is one and it’s not in front of you, you make another that’s more convenient.
The more doors you have, the easier it is to go too and from someplace. Eventually the building collapses and you don’t need to make anymore doors.
Doors are those handy things that most rooms come equipped with then you need a quick, improvised weapon.
Doors are what all walls are. They just don’t know it yet.
Look at all this speculation, but then what can you expect from a bunch of literates?
Doors tend to ask Robesperre stupid questions to trick him, he doesn’t trust doors. ^_~
OH YEAH!
+1
HEEEEERRRREEEEE’S PETEY!
It’s a good thing hardly anyone goes along with Mimic’s plans of turning in to common, unassuming pieces of furniture, given how often people know that he’s there, or even what he’s turned into.
Hmm… considering Robs attitude when he left, Mimic may be safer with the lizard…
Bodyguard! Protect me!
Ahh, classic Mimic. XD
http://rustyandco.com/comic/level-8-138/comment-page-1/#comment-28267
And no Mimic, this time it wasn’t the beer either! http://rustyandco.com/comic/level-8-67/
Haha! Prevenge, I love it!
And congrats to whoever called the ashtray being mimic!
No butts about it, Mimic was not convincing enough as an ashtray. His plan went up in smoke.
“Prevenge is a dish best served before you even buy the ingredients.” -Oglaf
Oh yes, Robespierre DID have a beef with Draco from earlier… and he just wants his revenge dished out cold… with a side order of steaming!
I have a new favorite word: prevenge: (n.) Like revenge, but first.
What’s One-Eye’s comment from Shadow Games?
“I’m going to get my revenge before that little b*****d catches me with my back turned.”
“Preemptive vengeance?” That was a One-Eye concept for you.
Now I have a world for it? Yes!
I was hoping for a “Brag-Ga-Doom!”, but a “Ba-Blamm!” will suffice…
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigDamnHeroes
Can’t you tell that I’m planning prevenge. Read my mind, yes I’m planning prevenge!
At the freak show, in the front row. Mi amigo, lost in the sound!
Intresting note, it takes 4 punches for Robespierre to open the wall, but only 3 kicks for the Princess to kick open Derrick’s wall a few comics back. Is the Princess stronger then the resident Barbarian?
http://rustyandco.com/comic/level-8-136/
Those Doc Martens have a SERIOUS bonus. That Doctor makes house falls…
Robespierre’s a human barbarian. Maximum possible Strength score without magical augmentation is 20 (18, +2 from Ability Score Improvements). If we assume 5th Ed, then that rises to 24 with Primal Champion assuming he’s at least level 20.
Princess is a human DM’s Girlfriend, likely of maximum, possibly epic levels, and likely outfitted with magical gear. Maximum strength score under unaugmented circumstances is also 20, but without details of the class and her equipment, there’s no telling what class features or equipment is doing to that score, or specifically to her ability to Kool-Aid Man through walls. She could – and very easily I might add – have a strength score approaching 30 or more.
I suppose her hat is probably a magical artifact, considering she’s *always* got it, it never seems to fall off, and it always gets out of scrapes better then she does when she does manage to get smacked around…
I wonder what it does?
Wouldn’t surprise me in the least if its ability to stay in place and its damage resistance is all it does, and it’s the least-enchanted piece of gear on her person.
Well, can’t say he didn’t knock before entering…
Given Mimic lectures to Princess previously, I would have though he understood the dangers in smoking.
Robespiere should be pretty handy against the Swingwraiths, as I hear that undead are vulnerable to holey objects.
He’s gonna put the fear of God in the.
« Payback in advance, eh? I’m not sure that’s the same as “paying it forward,” but I like how you think.»
Robespierre’s player: I would like to use the “Knock” spell.
DM: You’re a barbarian; you can’t-
Petey: I CAST FIST!!!
“Robespierre SMASH!”
Ahh… good times. Good times!