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That creepy face, like a Cereal Mascot, will follow me to my nightmares
The eyes… they stare into my soul…
They see past time and joy. They have looked into the abyss, and the abyss dared not watch back.
Is that a quote? It´s beautyful!
It’s more like a paraphrase….
Stabbos are not a recommended part of any sort of meal at any time of day.
This one slayed me. Well done, you get +10000 XP.
To be fair…high level halfling rogue….
Yep. Wizards and clerics are all very well against overt frontal assault, but if it’s high-level rogues you’re worried about, the only thing to do is hire your own… someone with a sufficiently crooked mind.
Hmm… do we know anyone like that?
Another option is a druid. Perception as a class skill, high wisdom score, wildshape to track down and fight, and of course full casting. Pity the only druid in the comic so far has been a phone.
Or just get a competent wizard. Alarm is a first level spell. There’s no excuse for a rogue to get that close without being detected. There are a number of spells that should be able to stop anyone sneaking up on you when you have control of the environment like they do in a royal box.
I feel sorry for the corridor guards.
Love the build up towards the punch line launch! And the maniacal stare multiplied the hilarity!
Who needs your team captain when you have a wizard who can Disguise Self as your team captain?
I.. i dont get it im sorry can someone explain
Well, the wizard is on guard duty – keeping potential threats away from the Princess. So given that a potential threat has just casually walked up and asked to borrow a wizard, Princess obviously doesn’t think her security will be lessened by the loan of a wizard…
Ah thanks, i got that much but i thought there was a punchline to their dialogue i missed, guess not. Thanks again!
What is Dorilys, anyway? A githzerai? She isn’t on the cast page.
She’s green.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQAG0JEb718
She’s one of the Kickstarter characters. Therefore I can assure you that she’s a human cleric.
You sure that half-orcs aren’t just highly sexually dimorphized in this comic?
What, are you assuming all green-skinned people are orcs? That’s racist!
Of course not but centaurs are more likely to show up in a human city than a dryad.
So, what I’m hearing is that Dorilys is a human-orc-dryad cleric. Got it.