(Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na)
Princessss!
(Na na na na na na na na na na na na)
Princessss!
(Na na na na na na na na na na na na)
Princessss!
(Na na na na na na na na na na na na)
Princessss!
(Na na na na na na na na na na na na)
Princess! Princess! Princess!
(Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na)
Princess! Princess! Princess!
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da!
Princesssssssssssss! https://youtu.be/VSaDPc1Cs5U
I hope not for her sake. Otherwise she’s an accomplice to attempted regicide. And I know Princess technically threw the first punch, but they are still attacking royalty.
Butter up and fry ball! These mushrooms aren’t part of any Fantasia team I’d want to watch. The Nutcracking princess, always a pleasure to see in action.
That’s “Strike_2” from the “1st-Date Etiquette” Rulebook:
Strike_1: Too Cling-y.
Strike_2: You’ve barely met, & yet they’re already trying to sporulate with her.
(…seriously!!! You’ve BARELY just gotten to the batter’s-box, haven’t even asked her NAME yet, & rather than trying to swing at the ball, you’re already trying to race PAST “3rd_Base”! There’s just TOO MANY different kinds of “WRONG” goin’-on here…)
And of course, after this trouble’s over poor Roxy is probably going to get inquisitioned hard by at least three women who have bristly personalities at the best of times. Question is, what will be the Duke’s next move? And when are we going to see Petey again? Find out next time, next Wednesday!…Maybe.
“Agaricus bisporus is an edible basidiomycete mushroom native to grasslands in Europe and North America. It has two color states while immature—white and brown—both of which have various names. When mature, it is known as portobello mushroom, often shortened to just portobello (also spelled portabello or portabella [2]). Smaller sized portobello mushrooms may be called portobellini or portabellini.
When immature and white, this mushroom may be known as common mushroom, button mushroom, white mushroom, cultivated mushroom, table mushroom, and champignon mushroom. When immature and brown, this mushroom may be known variously as Swiss brown mushroom, Roman brown mushroom, Italian brown, Italian mushroom, cremini or crimini mushroom, baby bella, brown cap mushroom, or chestnut mushroom.”
You know, only in context of later chapters I realized that replacing Sox members with Creminions may not have been just dressing up a few Creminions into an Elf costumes.
But that the Captain may have literally let her team members got eaten by Mushrooms.
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Weeeee are the champignons, my friends….
. . . and weeeee keep on fighting, ’til the end . . .
I am always enthused by the skillful deployment of a malaproprism. Thank you! 🙂
(Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na)
Princessss!
(Na na na na na na na na na na na na)
Princessss!
(Na na na na na na na na na na na na)
Princessss!
(Na na na na na na na na na na na na)
Princessss!
(Na na na na na na na na na na na na)
Princess! Princess! Princess!
(Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na)
Princess! Princess! Princess!
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da!
Princesssssssssssss!
https://youtu.be/VSaDPc1Cs5U
Are you sure they’re shroom people? They don’t really look like fun guys.
Oh.. that was in spore taste…
A very garden variety pun.
I probably shouldn’t post; ‘lest I gill the joke
Please take all of your puns out of the shroom…
No morel, please, I don’t want us getting into truffle.
This incident will be report(obello)ed.
~ Mike O. Need
Just getting a bit silly-cybe…
I think they’re just confused. Clearly their Princess Toadstool is in another castle.
I suspect they’re just roamin’ brown…
(See reply below to understand why this is a pun, if not a particularly funny one…)
Looks like they are trying to overwhelm her by not leaving her mushroom to maneuver..
Everyone else has been suffering from your attitude since you showed up, Ears. Suck it up and put on your big girl-pants.
She’s wearing a skirt.
Exactly.
Does it mean not even that elf knows if her team always included some mushrooms or if they were replaced?
Good qusetion!
I hope not for her sake. Otherwise she’s an accomplice to attempted regicide. And I know Princess technically threw the first punch, but they are still attacking royalty.
Nah, the first attack was by the pitcher trying to fastball the princess in the face.
Butter up and fry ball! These mushrooms aren’t part of any Fantasia team I’d want to watch. The Nutcracking princess, always a pleasure to see in action.
I notice that she does seem certain that it’s only some of the Sox.
Well, if SHE were one of them, she’d also be in the thick of the fray with them.
That’s “Strike_2” from the “1st-Date Etiquette” Rulebook:
Strike_1: Too Cling-y.
Strike_2: You’ve barely met, & yet they’re already trying to sporulate with her.
(…seriously!!! You’ve BARELY just gotten to the batter’s-box, haven’t even asked her NAME yet, & rather than trying to swing at the ball, you’re already trying to race PAST “3rd_Base”! There’s just TOO MANY different kinds of “WRONG” goin’-on here…)
And of course, after this trouble’s over poor Roxy is probably going to get inquisitioned hard by at least three women who have bristly personalities at the best of times. Question is, what will be the Duke’s next move? And when are we going to see Petey again? Find out next time, next Wednesday!…Maybe.
…Next time on Dagon Brawl Dee…
I love the Planet of the Apes reference here. 🙂
It rolls off the tongue nicely
What’s a Creminion?
A clever side-step of copyright infringement? ;P
Also called a “Shary Bobbins”
Allow me to rephrase that. Is there any, say, D&D creature similar to shown creminions?
I have 2 theories about Dorylis.
1) That she is a Planetar who is stuck (or maybe just shape shifted) in human form
2) that she isn’t a human at all, but an Aasimar, who has Planetar heritage
Honestly I’ve just always assumed she’s a half orc.
That was my guess too, for what it’s worth.
A legitimate question, deserving a legitimate answer!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agaricus_bisporus
“Agaricus bisporus is an edible basidiomycete mushroom native to grasslands in Europe and North America. It has two color states while immature—white and brown—both of which have various names. When mature, it is known as portobello mushroom, often shortened to just portobello (also spelled portabello or portabella [2]). Smaller sized portobello mushrooms may be called portobellini or portabellini.
When immature and white, this mushroom may be known as common mushroom, button mushroom, white mushroom, cultivated mushroom, table mushroom, and champignon mushroom. When immature and brown, this mushroom may be known variously as Swiss brown mushroom, Roman brown mushroom, Italian brown, Italian mushroom, cremini or crimini mushroom, baby bella, brown cap mushroom, or chestnut mushroom.”
Cremini + mini-on = Creminion
Donkey sez Your Welcome!
Well done. ^_^
Well we know who’s gonna be on the post game buffet !
So does this mean they’re disqualified?
You know, only in context of later chapters I realized that replacing Sox members with Creminions may not have been just dressing up a few Creminions into an Elf costumes.
But that the Captain may have literally let her team members got eaten by Mushrooms.