Level 7: #77
Chapter: Comic, Level 7 — Circus Minimus
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Sweet!
*applauds*
Now I’m picturing an extremely disheveled Presti…
…her clothing, her hair, even her FACE is in disarray – a mix of Horror-&-FURY…
…on her knees…
…her hands clutching so uncomfortably tight that Roxy can’t break free, despite her panic-terror of Presti’s retribution…
…as Presti gasps:
“…The Horror – that Tongue – EVERYWHERE! YOU MUST PAY!!!?!”
…or “Marry me?”
“…don’t … care … as long as … Roxy … SUFFERS…”
(sorry for the awkward dialog above, but I’m not as fluent in “Shatnerian” as I ought to be)
Well, that’s it for Presti. She’s licked.
” …and this one ate my underwear while I was wearing it.”
OM Nom nom nom nom nom….
A restraining order may be called for at the end of this
Hold Person/Monster will do nicely.
This is why you shouldn’t make edible elementals.
But if you do, you could call them edimentals.
There’s also condimentals to go with your edimentals.
But please don’t confuse them with the condomentals.
You mean the elder mimics?
Or the condominiumentals.
You can also combine multiple edimentals into a combomental.
Ah, but are you going to thank Presti for the save? Where would YOU be without all the cotton candy she so sagely brought?
In a less sticky situation?
Love the eyes up look. It goes so well with the comment, I am however afraid to see what that much sugar is going to do to a pug-gnoll and just how sick he’s gonna be when it’s over and done with.
That’s what I was wondering. Slobber is already pretty wound up… I can’t imagine a sugar overload is going to improve things.
So now we see what happens when you eat animated candy. I wonder why Grinner doesn’t recomend it.
I’m guessing it -disagrees- with him.
Thankfully it’s cotton candy and should break down really fast once exposed to saliva. I guess that could have been an alternate solution here, just soak the golem in something and it’ll melt.
But will it blend?
Not with Presti in it unless you want this to end very badly.
Yeh, the cotton candy breaks down… where does the MAGIC on it go? ;3
Back to the semi-hemi-demi-plane of candy of course.
/aside: that’s right Roxy, you can take your save and throw it!
Exposed to saliva… such as from a very large, and very slobbery dog?
“Solution,” arg, the puns are back!
That second to last panel is such an accurate depiction of a pug’s reaction to a new and tasty food.
Any food, actually.
For a Bard, Roxy is surprisingly effective.
Spoken like someone who’s never seen a bard played right.
Step 1: Join large party where all the real classes have already been filled.
Step 2: Let the party know you’re simply there to record their deeds for posterity.
Step 3: Stay out of combat except to drag injured members to the cleric
Step 4: provide comic relief.
niiiice !!
Rats, I caught up. Now I have to actually wait for updates…
Whup. Right way to feed the gnoll. Now go rescue rusty from the mad hatter.
That penultimate panel leads me to think that Mike’s read a decent amount of Mad magazine.