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Level 7: #58

Chapter: Comic, Level 7 — Circus Minimus
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  1. Baldric
    September 10, 2014, 12:52 pm | # | Reply

    Madeline is capable of reflection after all !

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    • Wyvern
      September 10, 2014, 4:19 pm | # | Reply

      +1 point

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    • Kiwina
      September 13, 2014, 8:40 am | # | Reply

      Can vampires even be paladins?

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      • Nerva
        September 15, 2014, 5:05 pm | # | Reply

        Under normal circumstances, no. Becoming a vampire turns you Chaotic Evil, which causes a Paladin to fall.

        However, if the DM allows it, there are conditions where it would be possible. Those conditions are:

        – The DM has to rule that Vampirism doesn’t automatically change your alignment (thus allowing the Paladin to remain Lawful Good)
        – The Paladin must have a code of conduct that allows for becoming undead (thus Vampirism isn’t a breach of conduct)
        – The Paladin must follow a deity who is okay with undead servants (thus Vampirism isn’t a breach of faith)

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        • Lord B0unty
          September 16, 2014, 11:25 am | # | Reply

          Or you play an edition where Paladin isn’t Alignment restricted, as I believe those now outnumber the ones where alignment mattered.

          The important part of a Paladin is that they are a warrior who embodies the believes of a faith. Most of the time these are lawful because chaotic faiths don’t have established leaders, just ‘cults of personality’ as it were. Most of the time these are good, because the embodiment of evil isn’t something most people can stomache for long, and typically isn’t something a well adjusted person would enjoy playing.

          I could easily see Hel or Vecna having Vampiric Paladins though.

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          • VivaWereboar
            September 17, 2014, 6:40 pm | # | Reply

            Naw. Basic D&D required Lawful alignment (and didn’t even bring the possibility up until the Masters set, I think); AD&D, AD&D 2nd Edition, 3rd Edition and Pathfinder all required Lawful Good. I have nothing against ‘every alignment has its champions’ per se, but I don’t want people thinking that 2 > 5.

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          • evileeyore
            December 26, 2021, 4:44 pm | # | Reply

            Or, start as a Paladin, get vamped, fall, change your alignment back, atone, become Vampire Paladin again…

            That does require that Vampires be capable of changing alignments however.

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      • Elzak
        January 1, 2017, 9:43 am | # | Reply

        Of course you can.
        Assuming you’re playing 3.5, you have Paladin of Tyranny(LE) and Paladin of Slaughter(CE).
        If you’re playing 4e, then you can be any alignment you want. The same goes with 5e.

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  2. Exalted
    September 10, 2014, 1:10 pm | # | Reply

    Finally. This is gonna be good. 😀

  3. Sensei Le Roof
    September 10, 2014, 2:25 pm | # | Reply

    Oh, WOW. Just… wow. *facepalmheaddesk*

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  4. Aslandus
    September 10, 2014, 3:50 pm | # | Reply

    She’s not clever enough to be fooled by your lies

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    • Silver Griffin
      September 11, 2014, 2:20 am | # | Reply

      +1 for that.

    • Simon
      September 11, 2014, 6:40 am | # | Reply

      You reckon she’s going to save the day with a “too dumb to be tricked” routine?

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      • Mary
        September 12, 2014, 9:05 am | # | Reply

        She’s probably going to enliven it.

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  5. willpell
    September 10, 2014, 8:49 pm | # | Reply

    Am I crazy, or is that “no way to run” thing a quote from something?

    • sfriedberg
      September 11, 2014, 8:50 pm | # | Reply

      Original phrase was “What a way to run a railroad”, probably from a newspaper cartoon in the 1920’s. Quickly morphed to “That’s no way to run a railroad.”

      • sfriedberg
        September 11, 2014, 8:52 pm | # | Reply

        Alternate source says a Ralph Fuller cartoon in the July 1932 issue of Ballyhoo.

  6. Scarlet Knight
    September 10, 2014, 10:56 pm | # | Reply

    Oooo! You have a trident, too!

  7. Tab
    September 10, 2014, 11:38 pm | # | Reply

    Madeline probably thinks the lady with the nasty spinal curvature is part of the sideshow.

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  8. teachersyn
    September 11, 2014, 4:40 pm | # | Reply

    How can even sweet Maddie have an INT less than 8? Really!?

    • Mary
      September 12, 2014, 9:12 am | # | Reply

      She probably has an IQ high enough and low enough to make whatever joke is fitting.

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    • Sensei Le Roof
      September 12, 2014, 12:12 pm | # | Reply

      They do call paladins “Lawful Stupid”…

      • Mary
        September 12, 2014, 3:55 pm | # | Reply

        Actually she tends more to Stupid Good, and that only in parts.

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      • Gwen
        September 12, 2014, 6:52 pm | # | Reply

        I agree with Mary. Madeline is Stupid Good.
        Lawful Stupid is more like Miko, from Order of the Stick. That is, even the slightest breach of rules or law is punishable in the highest degree, to the point of cruelty. Madeline is on the opposite end of the spectrum; that which she sees as slightly cruel is to be avoided at any cost, to the point of stupidity.

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        • Mary
          September 17, 2014, 11:37 am | # | Reply

          Even though she’s good, and stupid, she’s only stupid good in fits. Condoling with the kracken while it still had a choke-hold on Mimic, however, defintely fit Stupid Good. (Mimic was exaggerating when he said it was choking him, because he could still speak.)

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    • Nerva
      September 15, 2014, 1:38 am | # | Reply

      Spot & Search are cross-class for Paladins; she might not have any ranks. Further, Search checks are governed by INT, which is obviously Maddy’s worst stat.

      I’m guessing the DM has implemented the optional rules for critical failure on skill checks, too.

      • Sensei Le Roof
        September 15, 2014, 12:02 pm | # | Reply

        I’d go cross-game and say she doesn’t have any levels of Notice Obvious either.

      • evileeyore
        December 26, 2021, 4:46 pm | # | Reply

        I still say Maddie’s worst stat is Wisdom. Followed by Intelligence.

  9. VivaWereboar
    September 12, 2014, 1:21 pm | # | Reply

    Panel 2 is reminding me that it’s been far too long since my PCs had to tangle (heh) with a roper. (Or a sto-roper.)

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    • Scarlet Knight
      September 14, 2014, 10:25 pm | # | Reply

      Is that worse than a “troper”?

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      • VivaWereboar
        September 17, 2014, 6:41 pm | # | Reply

        More fatal, but less annoying.

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  10. Squire James
    September 15, 2014, 7:26 pm | # | Reply

    It’d be pretty funny if Madeline actually had an Int of 16 and a Really Good Bluff skill (cross-class, but Charisma based…).

    • Adam Warnock
      September 17, 2014, 9:38 pm | # | Reply

      Given Madeline’s views on being even a little underhanded, that is highly unlikely (Not to mention really out of character, otherwise we’d have gotten hints about it by now.)

      • WJS
        March 19, 2016, 8:33 pm | # | Reply

        Or she could be, y’know, pretending to hate being sneaky? Like, with a bluff check? But yeah, as fun as obfuscating stupidity is, I think we’d have gotten some hint of it before now if that was the case.

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