Stabs really should have just stabbed them all and moved towards the pug. She’s not exactly Roxy with the Charisma, might as well stick with her strengths.
Well, right now Roxy’s Charisma is being chewed on by Cousin Slobber’s Cute Overload.
And I like that oversized pug and would hate to see him tuned into a pincushion by Stab’s dagger flurry attack. However, I’m pretty sure magic cannon rhino blast vs. pug sneeze is an even match.
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My first thought was that heroic gloating is unwise, too, but then, she really did need the info.
Stabs really should have just stabbed them all and moved towards the pug. She’s not exactly Roxy with the Charisma, might as well stick with her strengths.
Neater, safer, less clown ambush prone.
Well, right now Roxy’s Charisma is being chewed on by Cousin Slobber’s Cute Overload.
And I like that oversized pug and would hate to see him tuned into a pincushion by Stab’s dagger flurry attack. However, I’m pretty sure magic cannon rhino blast vs. pug sneeze is an even match.
I think Stabs is going for an intimidate check, but from the looks of it, she rolled a critical fumble.
On the other hand, if you take the Bazooka of Many Things from her, she’s that much more likely to stab someone.
Flying saucer or jumbo magnet on cam5. Guess it’s better, more accurate than the claw.
I’m hoping for a giant battle robot myself.
It looks like a UFO catcher.
Apparently with a magnet in place of a claw.
Will the real Stabs Doogan please –
Oh, she’s already standing. Couldn’t tell. My bad.
I like that the Derro has to think for a moment to recall that *the concept of happiness exists*.
What is it with halflings and projectile weapons?
Twicelings are bigger targets than they are.
Poor guys. All smug like, they don’t know that Bazookas are anti-tank weapons.
Well, it helps that they don’t know what… wossname… tanks even are.
Lay that ‘zooka down, babe
Lay that ‘zooka down
Bazooka packin’ Halfling
Lay that ‘zooka down
Oh, drinkin’ beer in a tavern bar
Was I havin’ fun
Until one night she caught me right
And now I’m on the run
Oh, lay that ‘zooka down, babe
Lay that ‘zooka down
Bazooka packin’ Halfling
Lay that ‘zooka down
Oh, I’ll sing you every night, twiceling
And I’ll woo you every day
I’ll be your regular Stab girl
And I’ll put that gun away
Oh, lay that ‘zooka down, babe
Lay that ‘zooka down
Bazooka packin’ Halfling
Lay that thing down before it goes off and hurts somebody!
Oh, she kicked out my full plate
And she aimed fair at my head
She cussed and cried and said I lied
And she stabbed me ’till I dead
(Special thanks to Bing Crosby and the Andrews Sister back in 1940 for “Pistol Packin Mama”)
Well done, McTaff!