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Level 7: #49

Chapter: Comic, Level 7 — Circus Minimus
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  1. Sam Oceans
    July 9, 2014, 12:14 pm | # | Reply

    Roxy’s new followers don’t seem too happy about this development.

    1
    • GreatLimmick
      July 9, 2014, 1:42 pm | # | Reply

      Of course not. She was fascinating.

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    • Mary
      July 9, 2014, 2:51 pm | # | Reply

      Unfortunately, more grieved than angered. not quite promising for a civil war.

      • Aslandus
        July 18, 2014, 11:07 am | # | Reply

        They would actually be more pissed off if he drooled on their radio than with him grabbing the bard…

  2. Espon
    July 9, 2014, 1:16 pm | # | Reply

    Now they’ll never get to see The Wonderful Wizard of Oz…

    1
  3. W
    July 9, 2014, 1:33 pm | # | Reply

    anoncing that one is a distraction…
    I will try this next time.

    2
    • VivaWereboar
      July 9, 2014, 1:37 pm | # | Reply

      Oh, it’s been done.

      “Hello, my name is Arthur, and this is my distraction. Ahem. The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout; down came the rain and washed the spider out…”

    • Simon
      July 10, 2014, 6:24 am | # | Reply

      Oh, I do that all the time. “Look, a distraction!” has long been my standard bluff check…

      2
      • W
        July 16, 2014, 6:34 am | # | Reply

        “is that a demonic duck of some sort ?”

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    • Hamsterhuey
      July 10, 2014, 9:27 am | # | Reply

      And my favorite variant… Kryten in the Red Dwarf episode ‘The Inquisitor’ —
      “Excuse me, could I just distract you for a brief moment?”

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  4. Hfar
    July 9, 2014, 2:01 pm | # | Reply

    Maybe the pug is smarter than we thought. He certainly seems to have a grip on the situation.

    1
    • Mary
      July 9, 2014, 2:52 pm | # | Reply

      Smart enough to follow orders, apparently. And able to do so useful.

    • W
      July 16, 2014, 7:34 am | # | Reply

      smart enought to follow order, stupid enough never to question them, enthusiaste about everything, doesn’t ask for salary…
      big enough to be impressive but not to much as to make the grinner small in comparison…
      a perfect henchman.

      2
  5. alurker
    July 9, 2014, 4:12 pm | # | Reply

    Huh. Looks like Roxy got carried away. All that fame went right to her…. head.

    2
    • Scarlet Knight
      July 9, 2014, 9:11 pm | # | Reply

      Slobber, you dog, you! Teach me how to pick up hot elven chicks! Pretty please!?

      • Mary
        July 10, 2014, 12:13 pm | # | Reply

        You use oven mitts, of course. And a good grip.

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        • Matthias von Schwarzwald
          October 30, 2018, 10:03 pm | # | Reply

          And don’t let them peck or claw you.
          Really? In over four years, no one made that pun?

  6. youknowdawg
    July 9, 2014, 5:42 pm | # | Reply

    Pug in metal armor and Rusty near by hmm…

    • Trellheim
      July 9, 2014, 7:54 pm | # | Reply

      Pug in ALREADY RUSTED metal armor because all the slobbering he does.

      • Kenshin Ryuu
        July 11, 2014, 12:36 am | # | Reply

        Looks shiny enough to be fresh for Rusty to me!

      • W
        July 16, 2014, 10:32 am | # | Reply

        rust monsters eat rusted metal. their power allow them to convert any metal into something edible for them

  7. McTaff
    July 9, 2014, 8:38 pm | # | Reply

    Roxy got facepalmed.

  8. msyendor
    July 10, 2014, 4:36 pm | # | Reply

    “… and your little bug too!”

  9. Elfguy
    July 10, 2014, 10:29 pm | # | Reply

    Just Say No to PUGs!

    http://www.gucomics.com/comic/?cdate=20050627

  10. teachersyn
    July 14, 2014, 1:48 pm | # | Reply

    Ow. I know that some bards are just a bit too loud, but just…ow.

  11. LurkerAbove
    July 16, 2014, 3:35 am | # | Reply

    I still don’t get that MMO-reference 🙁

    • W
      July 16, 2014, 10:34 am | # | Reply

      pic up group is a possible grinding strategy in MMOs.

    • evileeyore
      December 26, 2021, 2:46 pm | # | Reply

      A ‘pick up group’ is a group formed for temporary reasons when your regular group is unavailable. You advertise you want a PUG when you aren’t looking to try to form any long term attachments or go on a long series of raids or quests, just ‘this one dungeon or mission’.

  12. WJS
    March 19, 2016, 8:12 pm | # | Reply

    She seemed to be doing so well up to now. But it looks like she never learned to be suspicious if things are going too well, especially if you know the enemy has a plan and you’re improvising.

  13. Yup
    June 26, 2021, 2:45 am | # | Reply

    That grip can’t possibly be good for her neck.

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