Level 7: #19
Chapter: Comic, Level 7 — Circus Minimus
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And so once again the wizard does what wizards everywhere do best: show off. Some things are the same in every edition.
Ain’t it the truth….. and I admit this as the habitual wizard!
Hey, look, boss. You got a dead ringer over there.
Does Alter Self help disguise your scent? That might be an issue with gnolls around.
She’ll just have to use her Bluff skill. It worked before.
It’s a transformation so it should also alter the smell.
I still doubt it works unless she manages to replace a specific member of the derros there.
that’s probably what Floaty McInterruptington meant when he told her “not to lead by the nose”
Alter Self should help with the scent. Unless she’s wearing perfume or something
and no, it’s not identity fraud, it’s tactics. There’s a difference Mads.Go poke something, you’ll feel better
it is tactics AND identity fraud…
But sometimes you have to steal an identity for justice.
Pacifist Crush!
Disguising herself as the derro top-dog? Can’t see how that’ll go wrong.
Perform in blueface? No way! Even Stabs has standards!
Trust Madeline to be bothered by such a thing as impersonating a villain.
Well, it’s a subcategory of lying to the villain, and we all know what she thinks about lying to the villain: it’s not nice.
The problem I have with that is that it’s not nice to hit them with a shovel either; if facing a villain, you’re a bit beyond “nice”.
I… I don’t think I’ve ever seen Madeline outright pout before. That’s a new one.
She is facing the chance to do new and different things!
Stabs: The Woad Warrior– “They may take our Cube, but they can never take… OUR FREEDOM! Er, well, or our rust monster, I guess.”
What, so they’re allowed to take the mimic!?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Woad_Ode
Woad’s the stuff to show, men.
Woad to scare your foemen:
Boil it to a brilliant hue
And rub it on your back and your abdomen.
Ancient Briton never did hit on
Anything as good as woad to fit on
Neck, or knees, or where you sit on.
Tailors, you be blowed.
On the woad again…
I just can’t wait to put on the woad again…
My idea of fun is bashing Romans with my friends,
And I’m itching to put on the woad again…
On the woad again,
Like a band of Celtoids we go down Watling Street…
Stomping any handy Roman that we meet,
It’s terrific to be wearing woad again!
On the woad again!
Spreading terror by the load again,
Riding down the Roman road again,
Thank the Gods I’m wearing woad again!
What they wouldn’t give for a Hat of Disguise… unless Stab’s hood is actually one. One of the forms IS a hood. I’m going to guess her vest could also be a Vest of Escape
Alter Whiny Teammates is better known as Veil. (Yeah, I know it’s an illusion, but transmutation is kind of heavy at sixth level.)
Alter Whiny Teammates
Level 1 / Transmutation
Duration: Until they shut up
Point 1: Polymorph is only level 4, albeit single-targeted
Point 2: a lvl7 Wizard (assuming that’s what she is) can actually cast level 4 spells.
I can’t see this going off well. Since Prestige is the main target, Grinner’s certainly prepared for her hijinks of magical disguise since she’s used them before against his employers. Would’ve been better to convince Stabs to go through with Smurfization. Floaty Guy inferred quite well that everyone’s got to be significantly unpredictable on this job.
Watch as they forget to wash the paint off and then have to hastily explain Stabs as “half-derro”.
I think a wheel barrow and a Holocaust Cloak would be a better fit.