You can get vegan pepperoni. You can get vegan anything. The question is if it’s any good, or whether it just exists to separate vegans from their money.
At least that is what it read but plain old text word “alignment” inside “less than” and “greater than” signs turn into an HTML command in the presence of the rod!
My athiesism! It is indeed a powerful artifact, able to modify things in *our* world!
Maybe the pizza dough was made with Holy Water, The Pepperoni might be Kosher, and the cheese from a Celestial Cow, and the tomatoes for the sauce grown on Consecrated Ground and watered with more Holy Water? Thus this is divine pizza in all ingredients and as anti evil as you can get.
Well, that’s not the pizza he’s discribing, with pepperoni and all. (Also, there’s cheese on the one in the one we see in the comic. Vegan cheese is a knight templar, not an actual do-gooder.)
“He’s got whole grain vegan pizza, it’s like the least evil thing ever.” Evil vampire meets lawful good sauce… Remember thr rhyme… “To end the evil force, start by finding the sauce.”
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So now it’s in his nature to be hurt by pizza sauce?
It’s the garlic.
No, those pesky vampire weaknesses were removed.
He’s being melted by the pizza because plain ol’ pepperoni is too mainstream, hence his last words: “not… cool…”.
I suspect that Yuan-Tiffany will reveal all in due course.
Perhaps Schmetts slipped a few secrets about her employers while she was drunk?
Quick!
While he is getting eaten by the pizza, grab the Python!!
“In Soviet Russia, Pizza eats You.”
Is that the “Whole Grain Vegan Pizza – the least evil thing, ever?”
Oooh, yeah.
I think you nailed it.
It appears to have pepperoni on it. Pepperoni isn’t vegan.
Pepperoni might not be vegan, but it’s firmly in the ‘good’ column. I will smite anybody who says otherwise.
I wondered that, but really, it has red blotches. Those *could* be tomatoes. 🙂
I think you’re right!
You can get vegan pepperoni. You can get vegan anything. The question is if it’s any good, or whether it just exists to separate vegans from their money.
Don’t worry, he’ll get better.
who doesn’t, in this comic? Besides the ones who stya alive.
Garlic. Bane of vampires and foodie hipsters everywhere.
Extra garlic please
Totally called it.
Lone Starr: A million? That’s unfair.
Pizza the Hutt: Unfair to payor but not to payee. But you’re gonna pay it, or else!
Barf: Or else what?
Pizza the Hutt: Tell him, Vinnie.
Vinnie: Or else pizza is gonna send out for *you*!
“Spacerballs” (1987) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012/?ref_=sr_1
“Warning! Do not sear the top of your mouth-hole on the molten lactate extract of hoofed mammal!”
– “Coneheads” – what, 1990 or so?
I think it was just “Spaceballs”, but yeah, hilarious!
that did NOT just work…..
I rather like anticlimaxes like these, myself.
Hmmm, I wondering if it’s simply a plain, ordinary pepperoni & cheese pizza…
…you know, something *terribly*cliche*…which would be anathema to a hipster. >:)
Alternative One-Liner: The hazards of shoveling pizza into your face while it’s still hot.
Hot pizza is not cool 🙂
He Appears to be Melting from the Influence of the Pizza… skin coming off bones kinda melting…
What a world, what a world…
You, sir, have been served!
The pizza, the most mundane of objects, under the influence of the rod became a Magic Circle Against
…alignment.
At least that is what it read but plain old text word “alignment” inside “less than” and “greater than” signs turn into an HTML command in the presence of the rod!
My athiesism! It is indeed a powerful artifact, able to modify things in *our* world!
Who doesn’t have a weakness for pizza?
This.
Hipsters. Pizza & PBR. Weaknesses.
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
*rimshot* 🙂
Damn, I just posted the exact same thing, after I thought I had read all of the comments. Whoops.
Maybe the pizza dough was made with Holy Water, The Pepperoni might be Kosher, and the cheese from a Celestial Cow, and the tomatoes for the sauce grown on Consecrated Ground and watered with more Holy Water? Thus this is divine pizza in all ingredients and as anti evil as you can get.
That position is already taken by the whole grain vegan. And since there’s peperoni on this one..
Tomatoes, actually.
Well, that’s not the pizza he’s discribing, with pepperoni and all. (Also, there’s cheese on the one in the one we see in the comic. Vegan cheese is a knight templar, not an actual do-gooder.)
*Kosher pepperoni
Holy water is 25 silver/pint, so that’s one expensive pizza.
“Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza? Because he ate it before it was cool.”
“He’s got whole grain vegan pizza, it’s like the least evil thing ever.” Evil vampire meets lawful good sauce… Remember thr rhyme… “To end the evil force, start by finding the sauce.”