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Level 6: #43

Chapter: Comic, Level 6 — Fangs for Nothing
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  1. Mary
    November 7, 2012, 11:56 am | # | Reply

    You know, I don’t think she’s doing that ironically.

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    • Jimmy_Piranha
      November 12, 2012, 3:03 pm | # | Reply

      Maybe it’s metaphorically?

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      • Joe
        June 14, 2013, 9:20 pm | # | Reply

        I’m beginning to think its just her brother, not her, who’s a hipster

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    • Dauragon
      June 6, 2015, 9:50 pm | # | Reply

      Eat irony?

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  2. Tab
    November 7, 2012, 11:56 am | # | Reply

    Is it harder to see when your pupils turn into coiled strings?

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  3. Viashino_wizard
    November 7, 2012, 12:20 pm | # | Reply

    Madeline

    what happened to your spine

  4. Jimmy_Piranha
    November 7, 2012, 1:19 pm | # | Reply

    As if this will work on a character with such a low IQ Score

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  5. Baldric
    November 7, 2012, 1:34 pm | # | Reply

    I’m sure some dominatrices do say that, though they probably add “and then beat ’em”.

    Time to see how good Madeline’s Will save is !

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    • Scarlet Knight
      November 7, 2012, 6:08 pm | # | Reply

      We may get to see Maddie in seductive, smoldering attire after all?

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      • Volkov
        November 7, 2012, 9:47 pm | # | Reply

        God, I hope so.

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      • Blue_Elite
        November 8, 2012, 4:12 am | # | Reply

        Only ironically of course.

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  6. Deltarno
    November 7, 2012, 2:26 pm | # | Reply

    Personally, I wonder how the vamp will get past the “Person not doing anything against their alignment” problem.

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    • Mary
      November 7, 2012, 3:06 pm | # | Reply

      If before how.

    • mechwarrior
      November 8, 2012, 5:33 pm | # | Reply

      That’s only an issue with Charm spells and effects. Dominate spells and effects allow you to assume direct control over the target’s actions.

      • mantimeforgot
        November 9, 2012, 3:18 am | # | Reply

        Super D&D nerd here:

        Charm effects causes those affected to treat someone as if they were your best buddy; they don’t actually have any caveats for alignment. A paladin might very well fall prey to a Charm where their best buddy seems to be in a dire situation and asks for a minor evil ( a sacrifice on the paladin’s part) in order to get their buddy out of the situation.

        Whereas dominate effects specifically preclude the dominator from issuing commands counter to ethos (not merely alignment mind you, but a Paladin’s Code of Conduct specifically counts) prompts an additional will save immediately.

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      • Classtoise
        December 10, 2013, 3:34 am | # | Reply

        Unless she’s a Paladin of Freedom, in which case she’s immune to Dominate Person.

        Or, since this seems to be a mix of 3.5 and 4e, her high charisma lends to a good Will defense.

  7. Agi
    November 7, 2012, 3:08 pm | # | Reply

    she should have kicked the body down and kept the head

  8. Kenshin Ryuu
    November 7, 2012, 3:52 pm | # | Reply

    But is there a mind to dominate????

  9. The Occupant
    November 7, 2012, 4:22 pm | # | Reply

    Baka!
    Paladins have insane will saves.

    • GreatLimmick
      November 7, 2012, 5:15 pm | # | Reply

      Not insane, merely adequate (if we’re dealing with regular D&D 3.x). It gets a poor progression and, though Wisdom is a Paladin’s spellcasting ability score, they don’t get enough out of more than a 14 to really bother. What raises it to “adequate” is the Charisma modifier, if they manage to get a decent one (which Madeline probably did, judging by how badly she dumped Intelligence).

      The real trouble with Dominating a Paladin is the Code of Conduct, which will probably allow frequent retries on the Will save.

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      • matt w
        November 7, 2012, 11:12 pm | # | Reply

        Of course Madeline has a good Charisma modifier. I mean, look at her.

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        • Lunaris
          November 8, 2012, 2:42 am | # | Reply

          No, see, her dumpstat is Int, like most Paladins. She’s probably got a decent Wisdom.
          I sure as hell make most of my paladins Int-dumpstats.

          • GreatLimmick
            November 8, 2012, 12:02 pm | # | Reply

            She clearly has good Strength and probably Constitution as well. The only things she can afford to dump are Intelligence and Dexterity, and she can’t afford to dump Dexterity as hard. Of the ability scores she uses, Wisdom is the one she can afford to have the lowest.

          • Mary
            November 8, 2012, 4:26 pm | # | Reply

            Depends on how her scores were generated. If she was unlucky on just one set of rolls, it might mean she only needs one dump stat.

          • someone
            November 8, 2012, 10:11 pm | # | Reply

            Anyone who have seen her fight know that dexterity /cannot/ be her dump stat.

            And her wisdom is probably quite high, too, if only for the perception required to fight blindly like she does in her combat trances.

            Finally, she is so adorable that her charisma is probably a three-digit number.

  10. Wyvernhand
    November 7, 2012, 5:24 pm | # | Reply

    I love her pose at the to of the stairs. It reminds me of one of those samurai theme arcade fighting games from the 90s the way she is standing with a victorious pose and her scarf flapping in the wind.

  11. Silver Griffin
    November 8, 2012, 12:57 am | # | Reply

    I love the expression on the hipster vampire’s face in the second to last panel. Plus I think I see an advantage of Madeline’s eyes closed fighting style.

  12. LurkerAbove
    November 8, 2012, 4:31 am | # | Reply

    Nobody is talking to the doors.
    They sure feel left out !

    • Mary
      November 8, 2012, 10:42 am | # | Reply

      They get a front-row seat and don’t even have to join in. . . I bet the only thing they miss is popcorn. and maybe not that.

  13. InsertNameHere
    November 8, 2012, 5:42 am | # | Reply

    Does that shovel come with the chrome plating option?

    • McTaff
      November 8, 2012, 6:27 am | # | Reply

      Being a crazy opposite vampire might make her fall in love with her lack of reflection… ?

    • Squorn
      November 8, 2012, 11:19 pm | # | Reply

      Silver plating might work better against current opponents.

  14. Regal
    November 8, 2012, 11:42 am | # | Reply

    I’m reminded of a joke from Super Hero Squad where the villain tried some kind of mind control on the Hulk.
    “And you can’t fight without a brain.”
    “Hulk do it all the time!”

  15. Scarlet Knight
    November 9, 2012, 7:38 am | # | Reply

    You know, I wonder if Coolella’s line “You …are a pain in the neck” is the first time a vampire has ever said that TO a victim…

  16. Newbonomicon
    November 12, 2012, 8:43 pm | # | Reply

    “If you can’t beat ’em, dominate ’em.”

    Bow chicka bow wow

  17. mrtt
    November 14, 2012, 1:37 am | # | Reply

    Shouldn’t she be wearing leather for that?

  18. TKDB
    November 14, 2012, 11:29 am | # | Reply

    I don’t suppose there’s any chance Madeline is actually a paladin of freedom?

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