… able to leap tall trees with a single bound …
Oh, Hiiiiii, Madeline! Love the new look.
Splitting hairs, but that’s a spade ‘cuz paladins don’t shovel [stuff] and it’s easier to riff puns off. But what’s the upgrade from the Hoe-ly Avenger? Grand Spade of Justice?
The Russian Spetznaz have shown an entrenching tool with sharpened edges is a very nasty weapon – it makes sense a spade would work well for a creature big enough to need a pole-arm attack!
I’m running a tabletop session this weekend. At least one of my monsters is definitely going to be Spanging things – best sound effect evah! Also, loving the hat. People aren’t wearing enough hats
Ya! She’s Back! Ring of Flying? I just figured it out; the bully wugs must have had rings of warmth! We need to hear the story behind the baby carriage too. lol
For a second I thought she’d got her hands on a real weapon, but no, that’s not a spear, it’s a shovel. Which is about as good as you’ll get for an improvised weapon, true, but still not really built for it.
At least in 3.5E, the 8d6 fire damage only applies if the remorhaz is “enraged”, and later editions seem to use milder amounts of fire damage. Presumably the remorhaz is not already enraged at the point when she kicks it, and she doesn’t touch it afterwards (although she comes very close).
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Oh hiiiiiiiiii! <3
Nice to see Madeline again ! But how did she manage to jump that high this time ? Is she carrying a trampoline around or something ?
On a different subject, it looks like a certain gnome has made a new sale since chapter 2…
She must have multiclassed to Dragoon 😛
She’s upgraded from a hoe to a shovel!
Also: unusually good choice on clothing. Most female warriors would wear virtually nothing and not feel anything!
She saw that hat and she just couldn’t say no to it! There was girlish squealing.
And the matching scarf! That was the best bargain ever!! *sound of squeeing*
LOVE ZEE HAT! IT IZ ZEE MOST REMARKABLE ZING EVAR!
oh no, zee Capitan is here! now that i think about it, zeer would fit in very well with this crowd. less so snippy
The shovel goes with the clothes. Much more practical for dealing with snow.
SHOVEL HOOOOOE!!
Well, she’s a paladin. The virtue shall be protected! :]
Madeline! 😀 I was worried we weren’t going to see her again! Hi Madeline!
Well, so much for my hope that Sir Calamitus would be the next (anti)hero of the party. Ah well, Madeline works as a second choice.
… able to leap tall trees with a single bound …
Oh, Hiiiiii, Madeline! Love the new look.
Splitting hairs, but that’s a spade ‘cuz paladins don’t shovel [stuff] and it’s easier to riff puns off. But what’s the upgrade from the Hoe-ly Avenger? Grand Spade of Justice?
On the other scale, OW! Slapped right in the eye!
Madeline the Paladin! Dispensing Justice…in spades!
The Russian Spetznaz have shown an entrenching tool with sharpened edges is a very nasty weapon – it makes sense a spade would work well for a creature big enough to need a pole-arm attack!
Spayer of Demons, Monsters, and other Nasties. (Oh, wrong spayed?)
… lest the evil breed …
Yes! Glad to have Madeline back. Proof that you don’t need a high int score to be awesome!
Yay! I missed Madeline!
Madeline the Agricultural Paladin to the rescue!
…was it Smite Vermin?
I’m running a tabletop session this weekend. At least one of my monsters is definitely going to be Spanging things – best sound effect evah! Also, loving the hat. People aren’t wearing enough hats
Ahhh! The alt-text! That’s gonna be stuck in my head, all day…
Hmm.. Also getting a vision of Madie doing the dance… ok, so it’s not all bad.
Ya! She’s Back! Ring of Flying? I just figured it out; the bully wugs must have had rings of warmth! We need to hear the story behind the baby carriage too. lol
The weapon upgrade is perfect. When she hits Epic, she’ll be driving a combine harvester.
(Great to see you again, Madeline. After the brief cameo from Plaidbeard, I’d hoped we could catch up with other old friends soon.)
Yay! She’s back! Still my favorite of the lot.
Maddie the Paddie… Still shoveling the justice to miscreants!
“God gave me a gift. I shovel WELL. I shovel VERY well.”
“If you hide your Smite from your foe, you more easily Smite your foes hide!”
(Sorry, I know this is about 4 years too late, but it had to be said!)
Every time we see Madeline, she just gets more adorable :3
Seriously, I love how the comments just turned to squeeing the moment she showed up x3
For a second I thought she’d got her hands on a real weapon, but no, that’s not a spear, it’s a shovel. Which is about as good as you’ll get for an improvised weapon, true, but still not really built for it.
I’d bet anything she has a feat that makes her proficient with these things
I see she has given up her hoe-ly avenger for a … let’s be charitable and call it a broadspear?
And that’s 8d6 fire damage for that kick in the 2nd panel! You don’t mess with a Remorhaz
At least in 3.5E, the 8d6 fire damage only applies if the remorhaz is “enraged”, and later editions seem to use milder amounts of fire damage. Presumably the remorhaz is not already enraged at the point when she kicks it, and she doesn’t touch it afterwards (although she comes very close).
i love how Madeline is so obviously min maxed, but she is still such a great character