That’s actually not that much for a ten foot cube; that much water would weigh over three times as much. I’d still say it was soft enough not to do all that much damage, though.
Loving poor T’ony’s expression in the last panel. His tentacles seem to have just gone limp as his brain processes the thought of “ohmygodthere’sagiantCUBEhangingaboveme!” Obviously this is a very large thought for even a mind flayer brain to process.
To be perfectly fair though, seeing a giant gelatinous cube suspended in mid air would beg all sorts of questions. After the horror of being squished by several thousand pounds of acidic cube wore off; I would like to think, were I one of the mindflayers, I would be pondering “important” questions like: How did the cube get up there? How did he remain so stealthy as to get the drop on my genius level intellect? How does he manage to make quadrilateral symmetry look so cool? Why didn’t I take any of the psionic feats that allow me to run up walls?
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Parkour oozes cannot be stopped! 😀
Remember, there’s always a 10’x10′ room for Jell-o.
What class does the Gelatinous Cube have anyway?
Companion Cube.
Kamina.
Death, Destroyer of Worlds.
I’m just picturing a future where Cube so impresses the Don that he gets a job as the Goodflaya’s new hitcube.
The God-Ulitharid has an offer he can’t refuse.
Those hours playing Mirror’s Edge has paid off for GC!
Actions speak louder than words for Cube. Cube gets shit done. PERIOD.
Nope not monk kung-fu. You been ni’nja’d.
That is a fabulous, fabulous secondary skill/ specialization for cube to have. Yes. Yes it is.
Looks like the Squiiidos are going to be blocked in…
I was killed in a 3.5 campaign by a gelatinous cube falling on me. According to the MM, they weigh 15,000 pounds, quite painful.
How about an one-liner? “Time to play Tetris “?
That’s actually not that much for a ten foot cube; that much water would weigh over three times as much. I’d still say it was soft enough not to do all that much damage, though.
Loving poor T’ony’s expression in the last panel. His tentacles seem to have just gone limp as his brain processes the thought of “ohmygodthere’sagiantCUBEhangingaboveme!” Obviously this is a very large thought for even a mind flayer brain to process.
To be perfectly fair though, seeing a giant gelatinous cube suspended in mid air would beg all sorts of questions. After the horror of being squished by several thousand pounds of acidic cube wore off; I would like to think, were I one of the mindflayers, I would be pondering “important” questions like: How did the cube get up there? How did he remain so stealthy as to get the drop on my genius level intellect? How does he manage to make quadrilateral symmetry look so cool? Why didn’t I take any of the psionic feats that allow me to run up walls?
All Cube needs now is a headband that says “NIN (guy holding a sword) JA” and the effect would be complete.
Wait… Parker Oozes can’t…
…
BOO BOO HISS
Well, since the cube never says anything I guess he does make the perfect Lurker!
Excellent! Did you ever notice? they never look up till it’s too late 😛
I guess they lack dungeon crawling experience if they forgot to look up….
Hey, I remember Parker Lewis…
Go Cubiac!
http://www.ingenia-comunicacion.com/tierra-y-triguico/imagenes/Kubiak.jpg
Best perspective shot ever.
+1 for the Parker Louis reference.
Actually, make that +2; I almost missed it, and that made it all the more excellent when I noticed.
It astounds me that it looks like no one got the pun in the alt-text. I remember that show, great pun, +10 Internets for you, sir.