Level 4: #1
Chapter: Comic, Level 4 — Ballroom Blitz
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He hides like a halfling and stabs like a rogue.
That’s a ‘she’ bub. Note the secondary sexual characteristics (minuscule though they may be).
I just checked the updated cast page, and Lycan is right, that is a girl. Don’t worry Kerm, I thought she was a guy as well for a while there.
“Miniscule” it says — hey, Lycan, even in a comic strip not every woman’s a D-cup.
I know not every girl is ginormous. It’s just that she’s only barely recognizable as female via secondary sexual characteristics.
And hey, I prefer small breasts.
Or, more to the point, no breasts at all.
I’m a man’s man, hint-hint.
I would like to request permission to blurt out “Gay!” now, if that would be appropriate.
(In a positive way not a homophobic way.)
Deadwood
Ropers are stone, silly.
No, they’re fleshy, goofball. Unless you’re talking about the “storoper” from AD&D (1e) Monster Manual II (1983), p. 115…
Maybe I am!
Well, this roper’s green, so…
Bet that stings.
This is going to be awesome.
Flawless victory!
Reminds me of an NPC gnome rogue/fighter we had in a 2nd Ed. campaign a few years back. He pulled a 181-point crit backstab, riding the foe down as it dropped.
If it was a frost giant (or something even taller), that’s totally epic.
Fatality!/Brutality!
That would never have worked on a Road Runner!
Road Runner would have been part of the adventuring party, not a monster encounter.
And Coyote presumably the ‘Skeletor’ type of villain?
Wil E. Coyote is the second example of Skeletor villain, after person for whom the trope is named.
The princess has a Twitter account?
Lol, it took me a minute to get that. Well played.
I am just going to come out and say it.
The female portagonist/allie in each episode as been (for a cartoon) kinda , err…. hot.
Until now.
cute cheeks and eyes had better start growing on me to make up for short, stout and hairy feet….
(and now I am going to duck figuring all sorts of insults are going to be hurled my way)
Had to oblige you on that last part.
U SuX! U R Uglee!!!11!
(This isn’t serious, in case anyone is wondering.)
dagger eat?
I love the roper’s shocked expression
Hey, you’d be shocked too if you were CR 10 and just got ganked in the surprise round by a Level 4 party.
Dang, I’m over-thinkin’ it. CARTOON GOOD. ME LAUGH. CARTOON FUNNY!
I like that the roper is going “sniff sniff” when it doesn’t have a nose, or even a nostril as far as we can see.
No one had the heart to tell her they were actually calling her Stubs.
Had the heart, or had the balls?