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Chapter: Comic, Level 3 — Gnoll Business Like Show Business
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  1. msyendor
    June 16, 2010, 1:53 pm | # | Reply

    *sigh* Acid Redux : the Die rolls continue. Next up, Mimic v. Bear Gryls; Bard v. Bear Naked Ladies; and Rusty v. Bear Stihl.

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  2. Brandi
    June 16, 2010, 1:55 pm | # | Reply

    What’s that first bear?

    • Fishdinner
      June 16, 2010, 2:05 pm | # | Reply

      Its a dire bear 🙂

      • redearl111
        October 6, 2014, 6:02 pm | # | Reply

        They’re like bears but they’re dire

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  3. oxybe
    June 16, 2010, 2:11 pm | # | Reply

    @Brandi: a Dire Bear from what i’m guessing.

    poor Owlbear. no respect, only a gelatinous elbow drop.

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  4. Jaded Empath
    June 16, 2010, 6:21 pm | # | Reply

    Props to Mike for the old skool cover, there!

  5. Brandi
    June 16, 2010, 10:10 pm | # | Reply

    Ah, didn’t play enough 3e to know that Dires got extra spiky bits on them too.

  6. Wyvernhand
    June 16, 2010, 11:43 pm | # | Reply

    Cube is still a *thing* of few words, but even fewer disappointments.

  7. WildCard
    June 16, 2010, 11:55 pm | # | Reply

    Once again. Cube shows that he is a valuable member of the team. Definately the strong, silent type.

  8. Kerm
    June 17, 2010, 6:35 am | # | Reply

    GC plays it by the book. Literally.

  9. Burke
    June 17, 2010, 7:22 am | # | Reply

    It’s been said before, but it can’t be said enough: Cube Gets Shit Done.

  10. Squeamish
    June 17, 2010, 9:57 am | # | Reply

    AND CUBE GETS OWLBEAR AUSTIN INTO A FOUR-FIGURE PSUEDOPOD LOCK

    OH THE CUBANITY

  11. Coldare
    June 17, 2010, 1:44 pm | # | Reply

    He He. The Owl Bear is Saying Ow!

  12. Lycanthromancer
    June 17, 2010, 8:25 pm | # | Reply

    Cube is just playing with them. He’s just that vicious.

    Yup, he’s a Gamecube.

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  13. Laconic
    June 18, 2010, 2:01 am | # | Reply

    I can’t bear this any longer

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  14. Vizzerdrix
    June 18, 2010, 8:20 am | # | Reply

    What Grizzly fate awaits the next bear to cross his path?!

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  15. Lycanthromancer
    June 18, 2010, 6:36 pm | # | Reply

    Pooh on you guys. Stop panda-ring to Mike R’s ego; he gives us koalaty entertainment, fur sure, but Paddington the comments with gooey gummi lovey-dovey posts is a Boo-Boo, and will swell his head to unbearable proportions.

    The Cube’s moment in the spotlight is certainly memorable. A Kodiak moment, even. Makes the Cube feel all warm and Fozzie inside, I’m sure. But keep your bearly restrained enthusiasm to a minimum to prevent the pandamic from spreading into pandamonium, people. It’s unbearable. It’s ursine of immaturity that you can’t hold your tongues.

    What a faux paws! Those ursinous creatures have the right to bear arms, the right to arm bears, and to rip up bearglers with their bear hands, but the Cube’s unrestrained awesome is the polar opposite of easy to deal with; those guys didn’t have a chance, fur sure.

    Face it guys. You Baloo it. What are you Smokeyng?

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    • Squeamish
      June 21, 2010, 11:12 am | # | Reply

      OUCH

      NO

      WE’LL STOP JUST NEVER DROP A PUN BOMB LIKE THAT AGAIN

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      • Jaded Empath
        June 22, 2010, 4:53 pm | # | Reply

        That? Pshaw, I say, PSHAW.

        That was okay, but a little over-worked – the repetition weakened its effect somewhat, I think; still enjoyable to read.

        But getting back to the comic, as others have said, GC gets shhhhhtuff DONE.

  16. Mike R.
    June 18, 2010, 6:41 pm | # | Reply

    I didn’t expect this to be so Polar-izing.

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  17. Shadowleaf
    June 20, 2010, 9:21 am | # | Reply

    I cannot bear the puns!

  18. Samsonguy
    June 20, 2010, 5:21 pm | # | Reply

    The polar has a bear midriff while the bi is getting knocked for an owl.

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  19. Yontz
    January 19, 2011, 7:13 pm | # | Reply

    OwlBears… a good illustration can actually make them really cool.
    Too bad there aren’t very many of those.

    • Viva Wereboar
      October 20, 2011, 10:17 pm | # | Reply

      I said the same thing about the 3rd Ed monster manual’s pic of the Hippogriff. It made the impossible hybrid look sleek and graceful. Whereas owlbear pictures always look like you woke ’em up at 3 am and they’re OUT OF CIGARETTES!

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  20. Xnamagnam
    February 14, 2011, 10:09 am | # | Reply

    Cube has found the giant terrible bears who will wreck your face’s one weakness… lack of a face!

    • Envisioner Will
      March 2, 2023, 2:33 pm | # | Reply

      What are you talking about? He has six faces!

  21. Choobakka
    February 16, 2011, 3:33 pm | # | Reply

    “SKLORTCH”… Best. Sound effect. EVAR!!!

  22. Viva Wereboar
    October 20, 2011, 5:22 pm | # | Reply

    I’m just lovin’ the Zorro reference.

    • Envisioner
      September 17, 2013, 11:02 am | # | Reply

      It’s even in a cubic font….

  23. JET73L
    December 4, 2011, 2:16 am | # | Reply

    Bear, Dire
    Bear, Polar
    Bear, Two-Headed
    Owlbear
    …?

    Lycanthromancer: You’ve now overloaded my pun-creation circuit, and I have no way to retaliate. I hope you’re happy.

    • Wyvern
      April 13, 2012, 11:13 pm | # | Reply

      Werebear.

      • chickDM
        January 1, 2016, 2:31 pm | # | Reply

        There bear. There castle. Why are you talking like that? I thought you wanted to.

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