Pooh on you guys. Stop panda-ring to Mike R’s ego; he gives us koalaty entertainment, fur sure, but Paddington the comments with gooey gummi lovey-dovey posts is a Boo-Boo, and will swell his head to unbearable proportions.
The Cube’s moment in the spotlight is certainly memorable. A Kodiak moment, even. Makes the Cube feel all warm and Fozzie inside, I’m sure. But keep your bearly restrained enthusiasm to a minimum to prevent the pandamic from spreading into pandamonium, people. It’s unbearable. It’s ursine of immaturity that you can’t hold your tongues.
What a faux paws! Those ursinous creatures have the right to bear arms, the right to arm bears, and to rip up bearglers with their bear hands, but the Cube’s unrestrained awesome is the polar opposite of easy to deal with; those guys didn’t have a chance, fur sure.
Face it guys. You Baloo it. What are you Smokeyng?
I said the same thing about the 3rd Ed monster manual’s pic of the Hippogriff. It made the impossible hybrid look sleek and graceful. Whereas owlbear pictures always look like you woke ’em up at 3 am and they’re OUT OF CIGARETTES!
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*sigh* Acid Redux : the Die rolls continue. Next up, Mimic v. Bear Gryls; Bard v. Bear Naked Ladies; and Rusty v. Bear Stihl.
What’s that first bear?
Its a dire bear 🙂
They’re like bears but they’re dire
@Brandi: a Dire Bear from what i’m guessing.
poor Owlbear. no respect, only a gelatinous elbow drop.
Props to Mike for the old skool cover, there!
Ah, didn’t play enough 3e to know that Dires got extra spiky bits on them too.
Cube is still a *thing* of few words, but even fewer disappointments.
Once again. Cube shows that he is a valuable member of the team. Definately the strong, silent type.
GC plays it by the book. Literally.
It’s been said before, but it can’t be said enough: Cube Gets Shit Done.
AND CUBE GETS OWLBEAR AUSTIN INTO A FOUR-FIGURE PSUEDOPOD LOCK
OH THE CUBANITY
He He. The Owl Bear is Saying Ow!
Cube is just playing with them. He’s just that vicious.
Yup, he’s a Gamecube.
I can’t bear this any longer
What Grizzly fate awaits the next bear to cross his path?!
Pooh on you guys. Stop panda-ring to Mike R’s ego; he gives us koalaty entertainment, fur sure, but Paddington the comments with gooey gummi lovey-dovey posts is a Boo-Boo, and will swell his head to unbearable proportions.
The Cube’s moment in the spotlight is certainly memorable. A Kodiak moment, even. Makes the Cube feel all warm and Fozzie inside, I’m sure. But keep your bearly restrained enthusiasm to a minimum to prevent the pandamic from spreading into pandamonium, people. It’s unbearable. It’s ursine of immaturity that you can’t hold your tongues.
What a faux paws! Those ursinous creatures have the right to bear arms, the right to arm bears, and to rip up bearglers with their bear hands, but the Cube’s unrestrained awesome is the polar opposite of easy to deal with; those guys didn’t have a chance, fur sure.
Face it guys. You Baloo it. What are you Smokeyng?
OUCH
NO
WE’LL STOP JUST NEVER DROP A PUN BOMB LIKE THAT AGAIN
That? Pshaw, I say, PSHAW.
That was okay, but a little over-worked – the repetition weakened its effect somewhat, I think; still enjoyable to read.
But getting back to the comic, as others have said, GC gets shhhhhtuff DONE.
I didn’t expect this to be so Polar-izing.
I cannot bear the puns!
The polar has a bear midriff while the bi is getting knocked for an owl.
OwlBears… a good illustration can actually make them really cool.
Too bad there aren’t very many of those.
I said the same thing about the 3rd Ed monster manual’s pic of the Hippogriff. It made the impossible hybrid look sleek and graceful. Whereas owlbear pictures always look like you woke ’em up at 3 am and they’re OUT OF CIGARETTES!
Cube has found the giant terrible bears who will wreck your face’s one weakness… lack of a face!
What are you talking about? He has six faces!
“SKLORTCH”… Best. Sound effect. EVAR!!!
I’m just lovin’ the Zorro reference.
It’s even in a cubic font….
Bear, Dire
Bear, Polar
Bear, Two-Headed
Owlbear
…?
Lycanthromancer: You’ve now overloaded my pun-creation circuit, and I have no way to retaliate. I hope you’re happy.
Werebear.
There bear. There castle. Why are you talking like that? I thought you wanted to.