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Chapter: Comic, Level 3 — Gnoll Business Like Show Business
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  1. msyendor
    August 11, 2010, 2:13 pm | # | Reply

    Oh, you’re jokin’. You must be smokin’. Some heavy smoke you’re blowin’. Just how far is this gonna run?

    Aaaaaaggggghhhhh! ** booting you back to space, cowboy **

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    • Choobakka
      February 16, 2011, 3:42 pm | # | Reply

      Some people call him Maurice. He plays his music in the sun.

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  2. Jaded Empath
    August 12, 2010, 7:05 am | # | Reply

    I imagine it’s only fair that a bard adventurer that hires our team would end up facing off against a monstrous bard…

    …though in all honesty, that well just didn’t quite sit well on my ear – I think Grinner needs to throw a few more ranks in his Perform skills

  3. Squeamish
    August 12, 2010, 9:31 am | # | Reply

    That gnoll has a mullet.

    THAT GNOLL HAS A MULLET

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    • msyendor
      August 12, 2010, 7:39 pm | # | Reply

      OMG. You’re right. Hadn’t noticed it before. Too busy burning out the unholy earmaggot (a-huh, a-huh) of disco country (a-huh, a-huh). Dueling band woes. Oh, well. At least she got the initial beatdown on the Cleve-Grinner Band.

      Uh-oh. New earmaggot hatching. Rraaaarrrgh. Monster Bash!

  4. Kerm
    August 12, 2010, 12:22 pm | # | Reply

    A match for her skills
    has she finally met,
    in this fearsome beast
    with such fine etiquette?

    Another lyrical showdown
    I do foresee.
    Left standing with grace
    only one there may be.

  5. Sofa Spud
    August 14, 2010, 2:36 am | # | Reply

    I’m just reminded of #2 on David Letterman’s list of Top 10 Rejected Batman Villains: “The Joker’s accomplices, the Smoker and the Midnight Toker.”

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  6. Samsonguy
    August 17, 2010, 3:41 pm | # | Reply

    Well I guess it is time to Grin and Bare it.

  7. Viva Wereboar
    October 20, 2011, 5:30 pm | # | Reply

    Y’know, most of the time I do not think “Disney art!” when I see the strip… but the Grinner really, REALLY looks like a rejected design for “the Beast” of Beauty & the Beast.

  8. JET73L
    December 4, 2011, 2:36 am | # | Reply

    So… Poorly… Done…The other gnolls can go quickly, but kill him slowly, and take his tongue first!

    …I really hope that this is just his idea of pleasantry, and his battle technique isn’t killing her softly with his song. By the way, if he’s also a midnight toker, does that make him a grassy gnoll?

  9. Riftwitch
    October 8, 2016, 3:09 am | # | Reply

    Thanks to this page, I still smile inside just a bit every time that song comes on the radio.

  10. A. O. E.uclase
    September 3, 2017, 10:09 pm | # | Reply

    Bard Serial Killer!
    [guy is trapped in a dead-end alley as shadowed figure advances on him accompanied by the sound of a blade being sharpened]
    “I’m not a joker, a smoker, or a midnight toker”
    “A lover? A sinner? Oh no boy,” [silhouette of face with ragged too wide grin and mono-colour eyes] “I’m the Grinner”

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