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Chapter: Level 12 — Post-Mortem
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  1. Whimsical Echidna
    December 14, 2023, 6:39 pm | # | Reply

    Maddie’s conviction certainly gives good bwang for the huck

    (also, I like that art split over the bottom panels!)

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  2. Puppeteen
    December 14, 2023, 7:11 pm | # | Reply

    Wow. That thing hit so hard it knocked the comic panel askew.

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  3. mucat
    December 14, 2023, 7:55 pm | # | Reply

    Maddie: “I don’t know!”

    Paladins don’t lie…

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    • Envisioner Will
      December 14, 2023, 10:25 pm | # | Reply

      It’s not a lie; she literally doesn’t know what she’s doing, she just had to do SOMETHING.

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      • Thorr-kan
        December 15, 2023, 12:08 am | # | Reply

        Sometimes, you have to fight.

      • Mary Catelli
        December 15, 2023, 3:10 pm | # | Reply

        OTOH, she is doing approximately what Petey did in the Games.

      • Wyvern
        December 16, 2023, 6:10 am | # | Reply

        She’s pulling an Indy Ploy: making it up as she goes.

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  4. Arcane Howitzer
    December 14, 2023, 9:33 pm | # | Reply

    Galaxy Brain: Your plan can’t fail if you don’t have one!

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    • Fortis
      December 15, 2023, 9:36 pm | # | Reply

      Improvise is the only plan that survives contact with the enemy.

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  5. DrSkwirell
    December 14, 2023, 9:43 pm | # | Reply

    Maddie. Too good for her own good.

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  6. NaCly Dog
    December 14, 2023, 10:04 pm | # | Reply

    What a bell-ringer! More like the Gong Show.

    Good art, as usual.

    The plan is to do anything you can, no matter how improbable. If you are doomed anyway, this is a productive op-plan, because you don’t know what will actually work. Doing nothing is sealing your doom.

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    • Mary Catelli
      December 14, 2023, 11:09 pm | # | Reply

      Sometimes doing nothing will save you. Fortunately for her, she can be pretty sure that this is not one.

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    • john
      December 20, 2023, 10:29 pm | # | Reply

      “We have the option to definitely die, but I’ve decided against it.” https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-11-10

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  7. TB Tabby
    December 15, 2023, 2:29 am | # | Reply

    Maybe it’ll stop destroying reality because it’s focused on her?

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    • 627235
      December 15, 2023, 3:50 pm | # | Reply

      Sure, why not. Of course, if it was smart, it wouldn’t. Reality is the easier target.

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  8. BuckleyIsDeadAgain
    December 15, 2023, 8:12 am | # | Reply

    I haven’t played D&D since the 80’s, but I never met a paladin that didn’t use Intelligence as a dump stat.
    I remember one telling a LG Deity of a different pantheon “You can’t take my paladin hood, you’re not my deity.”

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    • Mary Catelli
      December 15, 2023, 10:31 am | # | Reply

      I played one once. Back in the days of kits. A high intelligence Paladin with the Swashbuckler kit. She was fun.

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    • The Sidhekin
      December 16, 2023, 4:28 am | # | Reply

      I once (back in AD&D) played a dual class mage/paladin. Not too seriously, mind.

      … that blink + cloak of displacement combo made melee interesting, but I always wondered if that was what the deity intended …

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    • evileeyore
      December 16, 2023, 10:37 pm | # | Reply

      Of the two Palies I made back in the D & the D, neither had INT as a dump stat. That’s tooo easy. The first was AD&D and I made WIS (and to lesser extent DEX) the dump stat with INT being a middling number (that was over 30 years ago so I can’t exactly remember the stats), the second in 3e had DEX and then CHA as the dump stat (in that it was a DEX was 10 and CHA was a 12, our stats in that game went 10, 12, 14, 16, 18, 20. INT was 14, CON 16, WIS 18, and STR 20).

      I’ve always preferred DEX as my Paly dump stat as once you’re in heavy armor it’s a lot less effective to have it very high, you only get ranged bonuses from ti, and I never really see many ranged attacks out of Paladins.

      The only other Paladin (Holy Warrior) I’ve ever played (I didn’t make it, I took it over) has IQ and Perception as the lowest stats at 12, but that’s not really what I’d call “dumping stat” as they are above 10 and in a useful (but not good or great) range. 12 is “above average” in GURPS. Granted their ST and DX are only 13, so it’s not like the guy who made it really cheesed anything (in fact it was built from a template, so those are the starting factory settings for GURPS Holy Warriors, the only thing the og Player boosted to the stratosphere was Will and Resistance to Evil, making the HW practically impervious by Evil supernatural shenanigans).

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    • Casual
      December 18, 2023, 6:40 am | # | Reply

      I am playing pf2 and I don’t find a single non-roleplay reason *not* to have int as your dump stat (unless you’re playing one of the, I think, 3 classes that actually use this stat).
      It’s a little sad how useless it is relative to the rest really

  9. Fellow
    December 15, 2023, 12:05 pm | # | Reply

    Giddy up?

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  10. Oldarmourer
    December 19, 2023, 8:26 pm | # | Reply

    Throw another one !!!
    When your plan is falling apart around your ears, or you didn’t make one, “Mor DAKA !!!” is usually a good fallback.

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