Level 11: #51
Chapter: Level 11 — Castle Life
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And this plan will work, because we don’t hear it.
On the other hand, doesn’t it seem a bit too early for the show to end?
Maybe something even more explosive happens when the heros try to deal with the hat…
The two simultaneous levels are 47 and 52 episodes long, so this is certain to be the longest of the three. (I don’t understand how, exactly, all three of them go up three levels by splitting the party for this adventure.)
I said the plan will work, not that it will end the show.
I suspect there’s at least one more layer of shenanigans up Dog Town’s sleeves – Malevolus’ retreat was pretty hasty for what appears to be d3/round Dire Terriers.
War dogs are no joke in D&D, they can mess you up
Any entertainer worth their confetti knows that you save the biggest and the best for last. If these little dogs are the opening act, then…what’s the grand finale?
Move over, little dogs. The mean old dogs are moving in.
Waldorf: What do you mean, sonny? We’ve been here all along! Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!
An elephant gun was already suggested. Punny and circus-y; not a bad bet.
But really, there are so many options …
to be fair, Malevolus is a huge coward. or a medium-sized coward, I guess.
I think Huge is right, as a coward Malevolus could be considered two sizes larger.
If movies have taught us anything, it’s that our heroes should find the weapon’s thermal exhaust port and shoot a magic missile directly through it, setting off a self-destructive chain reaction.
But only if the Mary Sue’s uncle spent twenty years working to build that flaw into the artifact while allowing her to think he abandoned her despite him having done it all for her and thought only of her the entire time.
I said cube was not a monster.
I think my favorite part is how all the dogs come out with little decorative collars on.
Do you think each bark has a different pitch or tone, given the different colors?
Once again, Cube is being essentially the character I want to play in D&D.
Cube gets things done
I’m getting the feeling that when all is said and done, either the kingdom’s dog catcher is getting a stern talking to, or a raise.
They’ll be getting a stern raise.
If that was the real Princess, she would say, “Yeah, I like dogs too…and yeah, like that.”
Possibly, but really the real Princess would have gotten a migraine on top of her hangover from Presti’s exposition in panel 5… that’s still Roxy. (Also, given that this and the last two levels all take place concurrently, the real Princess is down in the Black Fish Market. ‘Nuff said.)
Good thing this world is inspired by D&D and not Mork Borg, so no eating dogs for most people.
Hats off to Mr. Dog Town; he certainly is a doggedly upbeat performer.