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Level 11: #4

Chapter: Level 11 — Castle Life
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  1. Athaic
    November 24, 2021, 3:02 pm | # | Reply

    Re: Alt-Txt – pro-tip: if you do it, at least plan to do it just after the wizard goes to bed.
    Definitively not in the morning when they just topped off their mana, spells and HPs.

    Re: last panel “collapse the tower on them”
    …
    No, wait.
    What do you mean by “collapse the tower”?
    No-one told me that was an option. Can you do it? Can you do it more than once? I mean, with the same tower?

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    • Mary Catelli
      November 24, 2021, 3:15 pm | # | Reply

      Only if you rebuild it. Which is why Presti realizes that annoyed though she is, probably they should try something else first.

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      • someone
        November 26, 2021, 6:53 am | # | Reply

        That depends on how magical the tower is. Cf. “The Jewels in the Forest”, one of the adventures of Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser.

        ” The story quickly turns into a puzzle as to what is guarding the treasure in the House of Angarngi. The note by Urgaan of Angarngi states that there is a guardian of the treasure, but that there are no deadly creatures in or out of the house, nor are there any traps of any sort. There are no devils or demons guarding, and that the house is completely bare.”

        Yeah, it’s because it’s the house itself that guards its treasure, with its central tower animating like some sort of pseudopod and slamming itself hard at any trespasser.

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    • Wyvern
      November 26, 2021, 2:30 am | # | Reply

      Knowing Dori, collapsing the tower would probably involve a cascading series of “accidents”.

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      • Mary Catelli
        November 28, 2021, 12:00 pm | # | Reply

        Hmm.

        How many of you think this level will not end without her collapsing a tower?

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    • idanbhk
      April 11, 2025, 10:16 am | # | Reply

      “In the future, remind me to wait until late afternoon before insulting Vaarsuvius. At the earliest.”

  2. Rock
    November 24, 2021, 3:10 pm | # | Reply

    Protection from arrows doesn’t have a size limit. :p

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    • TBeholder
      November 26, 2021, 11:47 am | # | Reply

      As it did until “but, 20-5=??? too difficluck” era.

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      • Camokid
        November 26, 2021, 2:24 pm | # | Reply

        I’m too latest edition to understand this meme (I got into Dnd with 5e)

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  3. Mary Catelli
    November 24, 2021, 3:16 pm | # | Reply

    But we still don’t know if the castle can be poisoned.

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    • Milo
      November 24, 2021, 8:54 pm | # | Reply

      No, but this bolt seems to have been aimed high enough to hit the people on the castle rather than just the castle wall itself, suggesting that the bullywugs aren’t quite as stupid as last week’s commenters made them out to be.

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      • J
        November 24, 2021, 10:22 pm | # | Reply

        I dunno, applying poison to a ballista bolt aimed at a person still seems to imply a level of negative stat modifiers in intelligence…

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        • Milo
          November 24, 2021, 10:34 pm | # | Reply

          Against normal people, sure, a ballista bolt that hits the target should be lethal enough that poison would be pointless overkill. But adventurers often have ridiculous amounts of hit points that let them survive unrealistic levels of damage.

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          • Torn
            November 25, 2021, 1:26 am | # | Reply

            And then you put an explosive rune on the bolt so that when they look down to try and yank it out, it explodes.

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            • SemiBright
              November 26, 2021, 5:50 pm | # | Reply

              And then there’s a Sphere of Invulnerablility with a Decanter of Endless Water inside the head of the bolt

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              • Athaic
                December 1, 2021, 12:37 pm | # | Reply

                Somewhere on the net’ there is a design for an arrow (more like a WMD) with a portable hole and a bag of holding fastened on its head…

                • InvaderCupil
                  December 6, 2021, 1:18 pm | #

                  Oh, you mean this old thing? 😀
                  https://imgur.com/Gfq4q

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  4. Tseralith
    November 24, 2021, 3:17 pm | # | Reply

    A ballista is just a bolt, right? Oversized sure, but still a bolt.

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    • Berpol
      November 25, 2021, 2:25 am | # | Reply

      No, a balllista is an oversized crossbow that fires rocks or bolts.

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      • TBeholder
        November 26, 2021, 12:07 pm | # | Reply

        No, a ballista is a torsion machine.
        But the bullywugs don’t know the difference.

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        • evileeyore
          July 13, 2023, 2:59 am | # | Reply

          In this case luckily the poisoner knew to poison the bolt, not the ballista as ordered…

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  5. Tor
    November 24, 2021, 4:54 pm | # | Reply

    Well at the same time.
    Its an EXCEPTIONALLY pathetic balista bolt if it cant go through dr 10 / magic.

    • Milo
      November 24, 2021, 9:01 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah. For that reason, I actually thought this looked more like the Shield spell than Protection from Arrows. Shield just gives a 20% chance to deflect any attack that uses an attack roll, which isn’t a reliable defense, but it’s one that can work against attacks of any size if you get lucky.

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      • Delgarde
        November 25, 2021, 4:34 am | # | Reply

        Depends on the version… in 5e, Shield gives a +5 to AC (and immunity to magic missile). And since attack and damage aren’t linked, it really doesn’t matter how big the projectile is, as long as your AC is high enough.

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        • Milo
          November 25, 2021, 1:04 pm | # | Reply

          The comic is based on 3.5e, where Shield only gives +4 to AC, but it costs a standard action to cast and lasts for several minutes, rather than being a single-round reaction like the 5e version.

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          • Carbide
            November 25, 2021, 1:09 pm | # | Reply

            Where does it say it’s based on 3.5?

            • Yed
              November 25, 2021, 2:12 pm | # | Reply

              Because it’s been running since 3.5 days, and they never updated to new editions because that’s unreasonable for an ongoing story. Same as Order of the Stick

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              • terodil
                November 26, 2021, 6:51 am | # | Reply

                ‘Never’ may be too strong a word. In fact, the OOTS is an example where an ‘upgrade’ to a new version was played for fun in the very first strips — the ‘wawawawa’ of Belkar’s daggers shrinking to accomodate D&D 3.5 is a sound effect I won’t forget 🙂

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                • Milo
                  November 26, 2021, 11:07 am | #

                  That was the very first comic, though, so OotS was never really 3.0e except as a one-off joke. Besides, the difference between 3.0e and 3.5e is much less than the difference between 3.5e and 5e, so you can upgrade across them without completely derailing your character builds.

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              • Carbide
                November 26, 2021, 2:16 pm | # | Reply

                That’s a pretty good argument, but I still don’t see anything in the comic, site, or twitter that backs it up?

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          • Fishdinner
            November 26, 2021, 4:34 pm | # | Reply

            Hey there!

            From the FAQ: https://rustyandco.com/frequently-asked-questions/faq/

            Q: What edition are Rusty and his friends in?
            A: The story isn’t tied to any specific edition or version.

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          • Mary Catelli
            November 27, 2021, 12:20 pm | # | Reply

            This comic is based on the Rule of Funny.

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      • Puppeteen
        November 25, 2021, 4:48 pm | # | Reply

        Me, I thought it looked like Floating Disk. The perspective of panel 5 isn’t obvious, so the size and distance may or may not be all wrong.

        • Milo
          November 25, 2021, 7:55 pm | # | Reply

          I’m pretty sure Floating Disk is supposed to be a horizontal disk.

          Or rather, a horizontal bowl, since it’s described as being concave and being able to carry 2 gallons of liquid. The “disk” name seems like somewhat of a misnomer.

          Interestingly, the rules don’t mention what happens if someone tries to attack one…

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        • Kiwina
          December 5, 2021, 12:46 pm | # | Reply

          Given Presti’s penchant for creative usage of spells, I can totally see her doing this.

      • Camokid
        November 26, 2021, 1:57 am | # | Reply

        and “if you get lucky” is infinitely better when you’re standing next to a luck cleric with a vested interest in you not being skewered by a poisoned ballista bolt

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      • Wyvern
        November 26, 2021, 2:44 am | # | Reply

        I also immediately assumed Shield based on the visual effect. I don’t think the D&D rules have ever been explicit about how Protection from Arrows actually works. But since it gives damage reduction rather than a deflection bonus to AC, I think it’s logical to assume that it doesn’t actually prevent the arrows from *hitting* you, it just magically soaks the damage.

        (In AD&D 2e, Protection from Normal Missiles completely negated damage from regular-sized ranged weapons, but against siege weapons — like a ballista — it only reduced damage by 1 point per die.)

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        • Milo
          November 26, 2021, 11:11 am | # | Reply

          I figured that it saps projectiles’ momentum before they hit you. But not through a solid barrier (since stronger projectiles can still force their way through without breaking the spell), but more like a telekinetic repulsion effect, or maybe making the air around you thick and sludge-like. Melee attacks make it through unhampered because the attacker can continue adding force throughout the swing, making them less affected by a gradual momentum drain.

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          • Wyvern
            November 26, 2021, 12:03 pm | # | Reply

            I like that interpretation.

    • Naldru
      November 24, 2021, 10:12 pm | # | Reply

      I was thinking of casting teleport on the arrow and sending it back where it came from.

      • Delgarde
        November 25, 2021, 4:42 am | # | Reply

        Until I noticed the “bink” sound effect, I thought that’s exactly what she’d done… opened a portal in the path of the bolt.

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    • TGY
      November 29, 2021, 2:43 pm | # | Reply

      Maybe it’s temperamental and just a quarrel.

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  6. Man in the Mists
    November 24, 2021, 5:38 pm | # | Reply

    I just thought of something: If they had loaded that ballista bolt with dynamite, or made the bolt shaft a giant stick of TNT, that would’ve made it a serious threat. Especially if it had managed to fly into the doorway.

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    • Scryer
      November 24, 2021, 7:57 pm | # | Reply

      True, but these frogs seem like idiots. Using dynamite sounds like something a cunning lunatic like Anti-Madeline would do.

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      • Mary Catelli
        November 24, 2021, 8:11 pm | # | Reply

        And the bright side of her being in the last level was that she can’t be in this one.

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        • J
          November 24, 2021, 10:23 pm | # | Reply

          I mean, she’s got the belt, all she needs now is a convenient change to clone dramedy.

          • HKMaly
            November 25, 2021, 6:47 pm | # | Reply

            She WILL get the belt. The stories happen in parallel, at same time.

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        • terodil
          November 25, 2021, 2:08 am | # | Reply

          The *bright* side? I know we just had a chapter with her but I miss Minimaladine already. Somehow I got really attached to Little Ms. Thundercloud.

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  7. Dakkath
    November 25, 2021, 4:20 am | # | Reply

    “Want me to collapse the tower on them?”
    “Yes, but don’t”

    Comedy gold right there XD

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    • Mary Catelli
      November 25, 2021, 1:11 pm | # | Reply

      AND sound tactics. Using up (part of) her defense this early is annoying but no excuse to use up offensive spells.

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  8. DocSavage
    November 26, 2021, 7:07 am | # | Reply

    Blind fighting works on spell casting? I didn’t know that.

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    • Mary Catelli
      November 26, 2021, 3:29 pm | # | Reply

      Possibly she cast her buffs before coming out.

  9. Dreadaxe
    November 26, 2021, 7:41 am | # | Reply

    I can already tell that I’m going to like this party.

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  10. hawksharky
    December 1, 2021, 6:36 am | # | Reply

    i just realized. cube is fighting with a spear. the ballista bolt is a gigantic poisoned spear. and presti just had an idea that involves cube.

    i suspect cube is about to gain some levels in awesome. and the bullymongs are gonna regret delivering a new toy to him

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