Critical Missives #9
Chapter: Comic, Level 2 — Another Notch in the Belt
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Feed the halfling to the Unspeakable Horror- problem solved!
You don’t have to outrun the dragon, just the halfling.
sorry, but I took the Fighter’s dialouge to a completely dirty place…
Man, that is one passive-aggressive halfling.
Later, he’ll order a Dwarfst Blue Ribbon at the bar and tell the bard how all her songs were good when he first heard them two months ago, but now they’re really trendy and he’s got better things to do with his time.
Also: Converse chucks on his hairy feet.
And then he’ll go home with his gnome girlfriend with bright purple hair and read some “Skot the Pilgrim” (but not watch the movie, because that’s _SO_ mainstream).
Do you think “annoying hipster” is a prestige class?
Annoying Hipster Prestige Class:
Requirements:
BAB: +1
Skills: Knowledge: Obscure Music +4 or higher, Knowledge: Obscure Microbreweries +2 or higher
Feats: Must possess “dude looks like a lady” or “racial ability: bizarre facial hair”
Special: Must go on a quest to purchase the crappiest-looking armor and clothing possible. Said adventurer must pay x1d4 the listed book price when purchasing said items, then brag how it is vintage to 1d4+2 friends.
So YOU guys are to blame for giving Mike that idea…well, I hope you’re happy!
Kudos on the fighter. That’s-a well-drawn fighter, verra nice.
Love the alt text.
guess the side link but lead to twatter