Critical Missives #58
Chapter: Level 11 — Castle Life
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Luckily for us, Madeline’s darkest thoughts have never included anything remotely non-consensual, so we don’t need to worry.
At least, of the personal nature. I don’t think she’s ever asked an evil doer if they consented to being hit with a rake.
If you challenge an evildoer openly, and they escalate (rather than trying to surrender or negotiate in good faith), that counts as them consenting to a fight. Predictable consequences if they lose the fight are sort of a package deal.
Rake? … Do you mean her +2 Holy Morningstar?
She rakes them without consent?
This made me think of the time, years ago, the museum I work at had a seismograph on display, and it always showed a low level vibration going on that was noticeably higher when the museum was open. It was also fun to watch when we had evening events with loud music.
OK, who has Anti-Madeline been shtupping? Place your bets here.
My bet is on Malevolus. She put dynamite in his armour in more ways than one.
I… don’t think things would fit…
The physics even with D&D logic runs up against a wall…
Drunken Green Fairy, obviously.
Schmetts, perhaps? though I can’t imagine she was sober enough to be really consenting.
I feel she only likes herself…