Critical Missives #4
Chapter: Comic, Level 1 — Axes and Allies
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Looks like he’s multiclassed into Flail Snail at some point.
…and Fiddler Crab, sweet!
As the person who asked to multiclass his elven ranger into beholder.. I now totally want to play whatever that thing at the end is.
Alternate solution: there’s a prestige class in Faiths & Pantheons called Ocular Adept (humanoid cleric worshiping the beholder goddess the Great Mother). No idea if it’s any good though; you have to be evil and I mainly play Lawful Good characters.
Of course it’s not good! After all, you just said it was evil.
He’s multiclassed into a goddamned hentai nightmare, is what he’s multiclassed into.
Agreed.
@Squeamish: I see no tentacles…
Just because you don’t see them doesn’t mean they’re not there.
Wow, I just felt myself vomit in my mouth a little bit there.
I… am not even sure whether that’s Rusty or the Mimic…
See also the alt-text.
(WHERE IS HIS NOSE?)
Situations like this are exactly why the “monster class” rules are very specific about you having to take the whole thing; no dabbling allowed!
…Why is his manskirt so short? I did NOT need to see his “18 Charisma” up close and personal. That’s just wrong.
So he multiclassed into Mongrelman? That’s either the best or worst idea I’ve ever seen.
Alternatively, if you want to look like that after only one prestige class, go Geomancer.
The sad part is that I know many, many players who’d take the class in a heartbeat. ‘Who cares about fluff?’ they’ll say. ‘The mechanical advantage is all that matters!’ And the sad part is, when the rest of the party attempts to destroy this sin against nature, they get yelled at for it. (sigh)
It would be funny to see when he sneezes and that tiny eye in the middle of his face goes flying across the room.
I love how the comments here add +10 to the point of the comic.
I’d play that just for the bizarre RP it would probably result in.
And because playing humanoids is boring. I already am one, why play one too?
@JackLJ: your DM is right. Beholder class has a racial prerequisite of being a beholder. The reason Mimic can multiclass into it is that he has a racial ability (shapeshifter) that lets him ignore racial prerequisites.