Critical Missives #36
Chapter: Comic, Level 7 — Circus Minimus
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What a satisfying explanation.
You had far far too much fun setting that up, lol
Awww, okay so no actual wings, well I’ll keep looking for that order perk or whatever it was that does let Paladins have wings just to satisfy my own curiosity now.
Thanks for the great week of trollage, Mike!
I was waiting for it to be a practical joke on her by the rest of the order. And that she’d gotten them – much like she’d gotten a halberd and a trident…
Surprise, her helmet looks like the salad bowl the flash used to wear…
…so, now the real question remains: how DOES she execute those phenomenal jumps and why does she keep her eyes closed during those jumps as well as combat?
…okay, those are 2 questions.
With the ridiculous high jumps and blind attacks; sometimes I think she’s secretly a Paladin-Monk brew.
She seems to have Boots of Springing and Striding, based on several of the sound effects when she jumps.
Blinded Blade Style feat chain; you gain bonuses and lose the downsides when blinded by any means, even by having your eyes closed.
Admittedly it’s from PathFinder, but I’m sure that D&D itself has something similar. If not, it’s easy to port over.
Obviously, only the Paladins of the Red Bull get wings.
I was *this* close….
Right answer, wrong reason.