Level 6: #8
Chapter: Comic, Level 6 — Fangs for Nothing
And a Gnome-Prize to Vorgrimm for the “om gnom gnom” line.
Vorgrimm
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And a Gnome-Prize to Vorgrimm for the “om gnom gnom” line.
Vorgrimm
*gnom gnom* LOL!
“om gnom gnom” 😀
Gnom, gnom indeed. Gorgon Pizza, Gordon Bullsey proprieter. And I’m all for not being trampled. Love his attitude and hope it doesn’t change after whatever. I mean, Pizza!
I wonder what the rest of Madeline’s usual party is named.
Marian the Barbarian
Sid the Druid
Roger the Ranger
Richard the Wizard
Mitch the Witch
Oh, and Gerard the Bard. Who probably sings a lot to Marian the Barbarian.
. . . damnit. Now I wanna stat this party out for my adventures. . .
Rock the Warlock
Saladin the Paladin
Winthrop the Misanthrope Lycanthrope
How about these as well…
Schneiter the Fighter
Grainger the Ranger
Amir the Cavalier
Lief the Thief
Hassen the Assassin
Kreuser the Magic User
Paige the Mage
Crist the Illusionist
Dunc the Monk
Sistek the Mystic
(Some of these were last names, but hey… they work for fantasy as first names too.)
Who want’s to bet that Richard is the token evil member with a penchant for making people go FWOOSH?
I love how she blushes when she says Derek’s name. Awww!
And here I wondered whether the cold had put some roses in her face.
I know. Just when you thought Madeline couldn’t get any cuter… she blushes!
Vegan Pizza?
VEGAN PIZZA?!
That is like the most vile, evil thing ever! Who is this thing and what did she do with Madeline?
feeling extra evil? add wheat-free/rice dough.
Alternatively, get a pizza with either very thin slices of meat or a light sprinkling of cheese and feed it to a vegan.
Forget Smite Evil, she needs Smite Hippie.
What on earth is wrong with you? Do you take pleasure in hurting other people, or do you just have some sort of special vitriol reserved for vegetarians/vegans? If so, why? People like you make me sick.
Good. Go chunder your guts up then.
Eh, only if they put vegan “cheese” on it. Even vegans aren’t too thrilled with that stuff (but imagine, say, a pizza with tomato sauce, basil and leeks. Would that be bad?).
Gordon sounds like he should sound like “Peggy” from those Capital One ads.
I dunno. Personally I find a lot of vegan food disappointing and it’s certainly a silly thing thing to do to pizza; but think about it. Whatever they say, vegans are forcing themselves into an unnatural diet that frequently comes with long term health issues, because they really don’t want to hurt animals even indirectly. That’s not evil; it’s good to the point self-destruction. Madeline is entirely correct in her assessment.
This comic probably predates the concept of a pizza crust made from cauliflower.
No wonder service is so fast…Gordie’s Russian….
How did Madeline get her armor and clothes clean so quickly????
And does the pizza have Gorgonzola cheese on it?????
“No, but is good, da?”
Wand of Prestidigitation with an easy UMD check?
Is anyone else concerned that the gorgon has “fresh stone?” Let’s hope he doesn’t decide to expand his business.
LOL, I can answer the clean question; an old 1st level spell from my campagin “White Tornado’TM cleans the person and their clothes/armor! Mainly a mage spell, but no reson a Cleric could not have researched/prayed for it 🙂
Yeah, the cleric in my 4E game applies the Fastidiousness ritual each morning, to ensure that both she and her clothes stay clean throughout the day. Of course, she still tries to avoid wading through sewers…
She would want to purify herself.
Blasphemy and lies! Pepperoni and Onions with a hand-tossed crust is the true exemplar of good and law!
And free refills at the Cloaker Cola fountain while you’re in the store.
putting it down right now. thick crust double pepperoni extra tomatosuace half w/pineapple half w/extra cheese.
a good foundation extra suace everone loves suace, pine apples for sweet lovers and cheese for vegatarians. also garlic and pepper flakes on demad. makes the best most “ordered” pizza a family of 5 could want.
That is awesome!! Thanks for the Gnome-Prize 🙂
*sigh* Sadly, Madeline is the correct one here, not the commenters. The simple fact of the matter is this: who DOESN’T want Evil on their pizza’s?
Evil tastes good.
Did Madeline learn her definition of “good food” from Fable?
“What would you like on your vegetarian pizza?”
“Lots of dead cows and pigs. I’m exercising my rights as a superior carnivore!”
Cite your sources
H. Dresden to I. Raith
Butcher, Jim. Blood Rites. Roc Books, July 2010
And as Harry pointed out, pigs and cows are vegetarians. That makes it a vegetarian pizza!
Whole Grain Vegan Pizza? Gah. One time, never again.
Spent the better half of the next morning on the throne conteplating sepuku… anything to stop the cramps. I’m not sure if it was the “cheese” (no dairy remember) or the all natural, organic toppings. Whatever, the purge was horrifying in it’s intensity, leaving me weak, sweating and chilled.
A pot of coffee and 2 blueberry bran muffins have never done that to me.
Read the alt-text… lol
Anyone else note the old school cloaker image in the cloaker-colla sign?
Tell that to the shambling mounds.