Dear Dorilys,
I have moved on. I know you thought you’d always be my lime lover, but it’s better this way. Just remember, we’ll always have the Proverbial Hook….
Kris
Exactly how well defined are those cryptic rhymes? Given the way it’s worded, I can see the exact opposite happening – that something evil will, beneath the ‘stade’, free a Doogan. And given that we appear to have two of them headed for lockup, there’ll be a chance for something to free them.
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“Well, now it’s just weird.”
I identify with that statement much more closely than I care to.
Where does Derek get all these rhymes? Is he some sort of fortune teller?
I believe that the implication is that he has the gift of vague rhyming prophecies.
He’s a cleric… basic fortune-telling is part of the package. As I recall, cryptic rhymes are probably the result of the “Divination” spell.
Derek, what is the evil behind door number three?
What is an evil defined to be?
Careful with what you see,
An expectation coloured prophecy.
The hidden switch ain’t all she’s flippin.
When a Cryptic Prophecy© does a name drop, you know things are getting serious.
Dear Dorilys,
I have moved on. I know you thought you’d always be my lime lover, but it’s better this way. Just remember, we’ll always have the Proverbial Hook….
Kris
I don’t think that’s Dorilys, isn’t she an orc? Or half-orc? Or not human, at least?
No, it’s that, as Stabs promised, he lost interest in Dorilys REAL FAST.
Dorilys is human, though. Just green.
Are you sure that last line shouldn’t be ‘A doofus shall free’? That would explain the hat.
I predict betwixt these grids
We’ll see some evil myconids
A Doogan… A Doogan… Oh, how did the song go? “One of these things is not like the others…!”
Exactly how well defined are those cryptic rhymes? Given the way it’s worded, I can see the exact opposite happening – that something evil will, beneath the ‘stade’, free a Doogan. And given that we appear to have two of them headed for lockup, there’ll be a chance for something to free them.
“Wild, fun guys.” If that’s not a veiled hint about mushroom people, I don’t know what is.
…Except human females can and many do grow hair on feet. Though I guess this world could conceivably be different…