“Clear Robespierre’s path or strutting lizard will be cut into many cheap handbags”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*deep breath*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well, I want to see Rusty and Patina get together, they look adorable and I can just see Cube baby sitting little Rust monsters while the two have an anniversary date or something.
“Two teams, both alike in dignity
In fair arena, where we lay our scene
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny
Where civil blood makes civil feelers unclean.”
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RUST MONSTER LOOOOOOVE
At first glance!
Why do I get the feeling this’ll end up like Scrat and Scratte from Ice Age 3?
Not sure if Patina’s focused on Rusty or the delicious trophy in his feelers. Maybe both?
That’s actually a saw blade (he’s gripping an arm that holds one), but your point still stands. Trophy is for when they win the overall competition.
Love at first sight of a bite?
Oh no!
Rusty never gave up the Girdle of Genre Change! We’ve turned into a Mon-Rom-Com!
OHMEGOSH, SO CUTE! ^×^
I suppose rust monsters have to use wood or something else for wedding rings?
nope, they use the most delicious of precious metals, with the fact that they choose not to eat them being testimony to their love.
If that is a real thing, that would be heartwarming, fitting, and extremely creative.
If not, please make it happen.
This is now canon.
Well keep the rusties away from the canon!
This used to be a cannon, but then a rust monster got to it.
Offspring is a thing too. They might think it’s food.
“Clear Robespierre’s path or strutting lizard will be cut into many cheap handbags”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*deep breath*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well, come on, Rusty, offer Patina a nibble of the steel lollipop.
Daw~!
Well, I want to see Rusty and Patina get together, they look adorable and I can just see Cube baby sitting little Rust monsters while the two have an anniversary date or something.
Next chapter: Romeo & Juliet.
“Two teams, both alike in dignity
In fair arena, where we lay our scene
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny
Where civil blood makes civil feelers unclean.”
Don’t you mean Rusteo & Julieat?
Don’t do it Rusty! She only wants you for your massive radial saw!
So that’s what the kids today call it…
Poor bugs have to play up the romantic tension for weeks.:)
Is it love or is it just rust?
Love *is* rust. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
As aberations , i dont think rust monster are gendered
Life finds a way.
That harpy looks rather troll-shaped….