Level 8: #34
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Popcorn-worthy 🙂
Stabs agrees
With all the whiffs he’s taken, the goalie must really like Cube’s cologne.
At least he’s not a Holy trolly-goalie….
Looks like da cube scored high on dexterity…
Could be worse. Could be toy-boating.
Or boat-toting
troller boating?
If(when) he scores he’ll be goalie-goading
Maybe not gravy boating, but at this rate Cube’s gonna be on the gravy train.
If cube drags this out, can we accuse him of tug-boating?
First the bears, now the trolls. . . Roxy and Robespierre have both objected to this flaw.
Once again, Cube sinks the competition.
Cube must be rolling high, because that sword just keep sailing over him. [:P]
Man, what a tack-y joke. [:P]
The Trollie rolls a natural 20!
Oozes are immune to Critical Hits…
Not in 5e, they’re not. >¦ ]
If it was that edition he’s have pseudopods and would be incapable of taking player class levels.
So are we assuming 3.5 then? no way you could get away with this in 4th.
Must be, unless it’s a homebrew version where monsters are epic. [:P]
Originally it was planned as D&D 3.5e, but it has to be Pathfinder now for legal reasons. Without the awesome attorney Mr. Golden, it wouldn’t be up at all!
Eh, makes since, pathfinder is probably the most like 3.5 except with some things fixed…it’s basically the only thing I see being played at gamer guilds in places if any pen and paper is being done.
OH MY GODS I’M DENSE.
I only just realized that he meant “showboating”…
Mmm, tasty shotgun…
The smile on the peanut gallery is priceless.
Whiff on a swing, spike balls gotta fly
No touching this monster or you gonna die
Can’t help lovin’ dat cube of lime
Tell me he’s brainless, tell me he’s slow
I think you’re clueless, I think you should know
Ain’t no deadlier cube of lime
Nice
Don’t motorboat a gelly cube. You’ll lose face. 🙂
hmm… 5 fingers but only 3 tows on them trolls. Interesting anatomy
‘Dirk’ and ‘Kris’ are the names of knives. A dirk is a long Scottish knife, and a kris is a wavy blade knife (African, I think).
Indonesian, actually (the kris, not the dirk). And the community, at least taken homogeneously, already knows that, judging by the comments on their introductory strip, http://rustyandco.com/comic/level-8-5/.