This is how I flavor humans in my CW – most dangerous when frightened or otherwise discomforted. I wouldn’t use this rationale for a Halfling (my take on them is closer to Tolkien’s, they’re sort of like short humans but not exactly, there are some fundamental psychological divergences), but obviously Princess’s player’s boyfriend does “race relations” a little differently than me.
Naw, Stabby. Robespierr’es got it. After Cube’s strong, jello bounce all over the face, immediately follow up with the sneaky, low strike below the belt
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You know, just ’cause a guy is nervous doesn’t mean he’s not dangerous.
If anything, being nervous probably makes him MORE dangerous than if he weren’t.
This is how I flavor humans in my CW – most dangerous when frightened or otherwise discomforted. I wouldn’t use this rationale for a Halfling (my take on them is closer to Tolkien’s, they’re sort of like short humans but not exactly, there are some fundamental psychological divergences), but obviously Princess’s player’s boyfriend does “race relations” a little differently than me.
It appears Dirk has something grape in mind.
That was a berry bad pun…
Açaí what you did there.
That’s vine with me!
Olive you are just awful
“This game is called on account of Nightlock!”
What has it got in its pocketses?
“crap, all i’ve got is this handful of blueberries! What do i do with some blueberries??”
Remember, just because all blueberries are blue berries, it doesn’t mean all blue berries are blueberries.”
My guess is nightshade
The alt text provided a superb punchline for today.
Eat ball? Eat buzzsaw? Eat everything?
Can batters be walked in this version of baseball? I imagine a halfling’s got an awfully easy-to-miss strike zone…
You probably don’t want to be forced to WALK through the buzzsaws.
Is he going to do the drop the smoke bombs and disappear trick???? Or toss them at the baseman so he can’t see to tag him out???
“Eat balls?”
Sorry, sorry, I’ll show myself out.
Ow. Very, very… ow.
Mimic lives by the “be yourself” advice! He is whatever he wants to be!
Yeah, Mimic has always done things the Mimic way. “First, we disguise ourselves as ordinary, unassuming pieces of furniture…”
Don’t think I’ve ever thrown a blueberry…
Course, I’ve thrown a lot of raspberries…
Smoke balls make striking out a halfling really difficult…
Might as well let him walk!
Naw, Stabby. Robespierr’es got it. After Cube’s strong, jello bounce all over the face, immediately follow up with the sneaky, low strike below the belt
“Everyone has things they can and can’t do. I’ll do what you couldn’t. You do what I couldn’t.”
So Dirk stops Spandam from taking Robin through the Gates of Justice.
“Eat Saw” would totally be relevant advice, though!
Yeah, it may not be practical, but it’s certainly relevant.
agreed, “eat sawblade” isn’t very helpful advice for him.
Saw eat!