Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah!
And the frog in the back said bullywugs attack
And it turned into a ballgame blitz
And then Stabs in the corner said Hey I want to warn you
It’ll turn into a ballgame blitz
Ballgame blitz, ballgame blitz, ballgame blitz, ballgame blitz
I started a gang war between two separate families of the mob for my introductory sequence.
It was -supposed- to be a ‘case the joint mister Face’ run in Shadowrun, and I was SUPPOSED to get half the end reward.
The GM -really- didn’t listen when I explained I’m a conman and I tended to have the survival instinct of a mayfly and a COMPLETELY forgettable face that he utterly exploited by going out of his way to apply mustaches, fancy suits, a series of different SINS (I started the game with like, six garbage Social Identification Numbers), and numerous other things. Sooo….I rescued the hostage, by pretending to be a member of a drug cartel, from an anarchic country, where I basically got them to PAY me off by GIVING me the hostage in exchange for drugs, which they’d have to WIPE OUT the other family to get (Or at least kick them out of the airports).
This, this right here is why I’m not allowed to run diplomats >.>
Do the Mountain Giants win if the other team is entirely physically unable to play? Can they just keep running the bases and scoring goals without interference in that case? There’s probably precedent somewhere.
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Froggies went a-fightin’, both benches fly, uh huh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah!
And the frog in the back said bullywugs attack
And it turned into a ballgame blitz
And then Stabs in the corner said Hey I want to warn you
It’ll turn into a ballgame blitz
Ballgame blitz, ballgame blitz, ballgame blitz, ballgame blitz
Just now noticed the cigarette smoke pouring from Princess’ nostrils. Little details like that really sell how screwed the Bullywugs are.
Alt-text: so true, so true. Or at least there’s always one Chaotic Stupid player.
You rang!
I started a gang war between two separate families of the mob for my introductory sequence.
It was -supposed- to be a ‘case the joint mister Face’ run in Shadowrun, and I was SUPPOSED to get half the end reward.
The GM -really- didn’t listen when I explained I’m a conman and I tended to have the survival instinct of a mayfly and a COMPLETELY forgettable face that he utterly exploited by going out of his way to apply mustaches, fancy suits, a series of different SINS (I started the game with like, six garbage Social Identification Numbers), and numerous other things. Sooo….I rescued the hostage, by pretending to be a member of a drug cartel, from an anarchic country, where I basically got them to PAY me off by GIVING me the hostage in exchange for drugs, which they’d have to WIPE OUT the other family to get (Or at least kick them out of the airports).
This, this right here is why I’m not allowed to run diplomats >.>
Do the Mountain Giants win if the other team is entirely physically unable to play? Can they just keep running the bases and scoring goals without interference in that case? There’s probably precedent somewhere.
If they could just toss him about a bit, the score would be evened up.
Stabs didn’t want to frog all the action.
I laugh so hard at the alt text until I realised that it was true
So, what are the odds that despite having made up that accusation on the sport out of desperation, she turns out to be right?
No worse than 1 in 20? Probably better
It’s a million-to-one chance. And you know what Terry Pratchett said about million-to-one chances…
“Once again, Probability proves itself willing to sneak into a back alley and service Drama as would a copper-piece harlot.” – Vaarsuvius
Cue cut to prison full of disgruntled frogmen, one extremely unhappy elf, and one unfortunate elf bard in 3…2…1…
LET’S CROAK SOME TOADS!!!