To be fair, he may not have been ready to have his base in the middle of the forest invaded by a bard and three monsters the first time he was encountered, so we may not have seen his actual abilities… This time he captured them specifically to get them here…
Later in the list it just goes to “halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings”
Yes, but Madeline admits she doesn’t know how to do quiet healings. The sudden blast of heavenly light and trumpeting of chubby little angels might make Presti go ballistic.
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Damn. Grinner’s gotten smart at all this.
To be fair, he may not have been ready to have his base in the middle of the forest invaded by a bard and three monsters the first time he was encountered, so we may not have seen his actual abilities… This time he captured them specifically to get them here…
Damn. Presti’s gonna need therapy when this is over…
Maddie’s got healing hands.
True, but can a paladin cure trauma-induced fear of bees, sharp objects, halflings, loud noises, clowns, sudden movements, calliope music, halflings, closed spaces, funhouses, rail carts, halflings, leering gargoyle faces, halflings…
“Pause there, nurse. This will go quicker if we simply list any phobias the patient does NOT have…”
You put halflings twice
Well yes, this is a twiceling list, after all….
4 times, actually.
Later in the list it just goes to “halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings, halflings”
“I think we may have found the main problem…”
Damage is damage.
Except when it’s dawizard.
“True, but can a paladin cure trauma-induced fear of…”
Depends on where Maddie puts her hands… Okay, I know this ain’t one of those types of comics. Sheesh, a man can dream though…
Yes, but Madeline admits she doesn’t know how to do quiet healings. The sudden blast of heavenly light and trumpeting of chubby little angels might make Presti go ballistic.
Poor little bee!
That’s a dire bee if I’ve ever seen one.
I know, look at the size of that thing! No mortal hive could produce so gargantuan a beast as that bee!
Plus, it’s the single-stripe type, and those ones are extra deadly.
and the previous three comments completely sum the feelings of every fan reading this
“You’re crazy if you think I’m getting anywhere near a big red X.” Priceless.
Does anyone else expect “The Bug” to eventually discover this room?
Hmm.. Wonders if Rust monsters are hermaphroditic like Shriekers, cause there’s plenty of metal in that room.
Oh and props for the anvil gag.
Well, I’m betting Presti is just about out of everything but cantrips…Flaming Hands for a single bee? Guess there’s no kill like overkill.
Or buzzkill
Silent Flaming Hands from the look of it, which would be a level 2 spell slot.
What part of “Nyaah!” is silent?
Reserve feats, P! Reserve feats!