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Chapter: Comic, Level 6 — Fangs for Nothing
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  1. Blinkdog
    March 7, 2012, 1:14 pm | # | Reply

    Ah, the Proximity = Priority approach to quest management. Mimic knows his stuff.

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  2. Jimmy_Piranha
    March 7, 2012, 1:38 pm | # | Reply

    I kinda had hoped this guy was gonna have more plot-relevance, but oh well.

    • Mary
      March 7, 2012, 7:24 pm | # | Reply

      In a plot about monsters acting weirdly, what could weirder than a gorgon opening a pizza joint?

      One hopes that Madeline doesn’t fix that part. Good pizza joints are worth preserving.

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      • Jimmy_Piranha
        March 8, 2012, 2:39 am | # | Reply

        I believe Gordy mentioned at least three things :p

        But if you want something weirder then how’s about a Pheonix teaching skiing lessons? Or a ghoul handing out candy?

        • Simon
          March 8, 2012, 4:24 am | # | Reply

          Or a ghoul selling cookies?

          • David
            March 8, 2012, 8:20 am | # | Reply

            But are they Ghoul Scout cookies?

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  3. Revereche
    March 7, 2012, 2:23 pm | # | Reply

    GodDAMN I want to move here.

  4. scarlet knight
    March 7, 2012, 2:37 pm | # | Reply

    “Plot hook! Plot hook! Wherefore art thou, Plot Hook?”

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    • Wyrdness
      March 7, 2012, 2:42 pm | # | Reply

      I advance the plot, therefor I am plot hook.

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      • Jimmy_Piranha
        March 7, 2012, 2:50 pm | # | Reply

        You want the plot? YOU WANT THE PLOT?! YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE PLOT!

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        • Samsonguy
          March 7, 2012, 3:52 pm | # | Reply

          Life is like a box of plots. You never know which one you’ll get. ….but you always go for the one that’s closest.

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          • Jimmy_Piranha
            March 8, 2012, 9:53 am | # | Reply

            Creatures acting strangely? THIS. IS. RUSTY.COM!!!

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          • TheMagus
            September 28, 2013, 3:14 am | # | Reply

            Plot-late dice?

            (summon bigger fish)

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          • HamstermerX
            December 26, 2018, 11:26 pm | # | Reply

            My name is Gelatinous Cubetoya. You killed my Plot Hook. Prepare to die!

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    • Tola
      January 29, 2013, 9:23 am | # | Reply

      ??? “Why are you Plot Hook?”

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  5. Viva Wereboar
    March 7, 2012, 4:28 pm | # | Reply

    I can’t decide whether a gibbering mouther is the easiest monster to draw – or the hardest. I suppose if you’ve really perfected the drawing of mouths and eyes…

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    • Echo_Hotel
      March 10, 2012, 2:15 am | # | Reply

      I’m voting harder since it’s basically just an expy of a Shogoth from Lovecraft with the crazy making and the swallowing whole and the living in antarctic climates, I don’t recall Shogoths firing flash bang spit or turning the cround soft but I’m not the best read on the expanded Mythos.

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  6. Brother Parvus
    March 7, 2012, 10:11 pm | # | Reply

    A traditional spell related to proximity goes,

    A host is a host from coast to coast
    But no one will talk to a host that’s close
    Unless of course the host that’s close is busy, hung, or dead.

    • msyendor
      March 10, 2012, 4:10 pm | # | Reply

      Speaking of spells …

      Style of cube, and cod of frog
      Map of xorn, and bumps on log
      Gorgon’s Pizza, and Remorhaz stings
      Mimic’s snark, and favorite things
      For a quest of powerful troubles
      Hark to the mouther that gibbers and bubbles

      So when these three meet again …

  7. Hfar
    March 8, 2012, 1:08 am | # | Reply

    When in doubt, investigate what’s closest. It’s the pragmatic thing to do.

  8. someone
    March 8, 2012, 7:04 am | # | Reply

    An adventuring party made up of a mimic, a gelatinous cube, a rust monster and a token babe are investigating the mystery of monsters acting weird.

    This is so very meta.

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    • Viva Wereboar
      March 9, 2012, 6:20 pm | # | Reply

      Well, technically they’re abnormal, so by definition their adventures will also be abnormal. Also, Madeline’s not a token babe – this chapter FINALLY promoted her to recurring supporting character. 😉

  9. Bendar
    March 8, 2012, 8:16 am | # | Reply

    Anyone else notice that Rusyy was left outside in the cold?

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    • Kenshin Ryuu
      March 8, 2012, 9:28 pm | # | Reply

      Most likely he’d just go, “Eat Pizza Pan?” So he’s probably feasting on any metal from the previous encounter.

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      • Jimmy_Piranha
        March 10, 2012, 3:21 am | # | Reply

        If you go back a couple of strips he’s in the pizzareia, he’s just not had anything to add yet

  10. junii
    March 9, 2012, 1:49 pm | # | Reply

    Mimic… you’re flapping your little handles again…

  11. Tab
    March 13, 2012, 12:22 pm | # | Reply

    Isn’t a ettin with one head just a giant?

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