Level 6: #56
Chapter: Comic, Level 6 — Fangs for Nothing
It’s a really obscure elder god… you probably never heard of it. But you can get it as a wallpaper!
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I’m not sure if Madeline is mildly perturbed or just wondering if it’s smite-able.
It is, however, one of the cutest expressions we’ve seen on her.
It looks like it might be mechanical.
“Eat elder god?”
i so want this to happen!!
YES!!!!!
“I was going to be the best of the best. I had Elder God powers, I had turned myself into an Archlich with all of the anti-anti-Undead protections in the book, and I had a small kingdom in my name. Now I’m just a low level undead blight who has so many bindings on him he can’t cast a thing over tier 3 spells.”
“How’d it happen?”
“I had given myself an intentional flaw in that I took massive damage from self-inflicted wounds, and in exchange I got resistance to virtually everything. Then I forgot to get rid of my old body, and some 2 bit hero decided it would be fun to make a set of enchanted blades out of my femur and my shoulderblades. Next thing I know, the players get initiative so I’ve got a Paladin that’s Improved Divine Smiting my face off, a pair of Rogues backstabbing me WITH MY OLD BACK, and OF COURSE the DM decided 5 minutes earlier that self inflicted means ‘any attack involving one’s own body’. Took enough damage to kill a Tarrasque in 4 rounds.”
You know what I’m using this at some point. Not sure how, but I’m going to try.
Would someone mind telling me what just happened?
The amplified Python went WILD.
@Dancing_Fox – it appears reality just broke under the strain from all the awesome.
I think it must be a guitar god.
Oh. An Elderly God. Yog-Sodoff or somesuch.
“Hey you dangnabit mortals! Get offa my plane!”
I wonder what Rusty thinks of all this.
Perhaps the god will let Rusty eat the Python.
Eat Machina?
For some reason, every time Madeline shows up, reality gets broken.
She’s 2 for 2, now.
Third time’s the rule, to be sure.
Don’t you know? “Nature abhors a vacuum”…
Wait, if that’s an evil elder god and it gets hit with the Python, how will it change behaviour? Start tending a small flower garden in a posh neighborhood far from the coastline?
Running an employment service for gibbering mouthers who want to act and kraken who want to host an educational TV program. The vampires get something new to sneer at. Happily ever after!
Unless it was in its nature to be affected by the python…
but then you could use the python on it then it would be….
Ah, a great machine emerging from a hole in the sky. They better not have created a hole into -Star Trek-.
That’s Nyarlathothip, the alternative indie chaos. Unless it’s Shub Hipsterath. I tend to confuse the two.
That’s just terrible in the best ways. -slow clap-
Well, as an obscure Elder God, he was here in reality before it was cool.
This little anti-Madeline is smart.
Oh, and she could become the perfect familiar for Princess.
Say, what would happen if you hit HER with the python? Would she turn into a second Madeline?
This elder god seems a bit rust-monster shaped, with those bulks at the sides of his head and the tiny leg things around it. Eat reality?
Scary thought: This is Anti-Rusty. All the appetite, none of the restraint. No metal in the world is safe.
Wouldn’t the anti-Rusty not want to eat anything ever?
Or, alternately, it wants to not-eat not-metal. Which means it eats all the metal. Huh.
Actually, the head shape almost made me want to say Arceus from Pokemon. But yeah, it does look awfully rust monster, doesn’t it?
I swear that thing’s face looks familiar…
It reminds me of the King Galaxian boss from Pac-Man World.