Level 6: #50
Chapter: Comic, Level 6 — Fangs for Nothing
Legacy’s suggestion, “they’d tell you their names but they’re in this really obscure ancient language that you’ve probably never heard of,” got the most votes in the “Name the Vampires” contest. A Gnome-Prize to him!
Legacy
Fuzzgrumble’s suggestion “Ezra and Koenig” got the least votes, which makes it the most obscure choice, and therefore a Gnome-Prize to him as well!
Fuzzgrumble
I still think they’re Esmeralda and Bartholomew — which would explain their unwillingness to tell. 0:)
But, with Yuan-Tiffany following, we only need Rusty and the gang’s all here!
Oh, OUCH, that looked like it hurt.
Also, if mustache wax isn’t used as a variant of the grease spell, I’m going to be disappointed.
Cool hurts sometimes. It’s not easy, being cool.
Nice way of fixing her head. I do think in the last panel she needs a hug since she looks absolutely terrified.
Given that she will never drink from a twist-off bottle again and she’s a vampire, there are some questions probably best left not asked, let alone answered. :]
he missed his calling as a chiropractor
Looks like it hurt… really? As much as having her head repeatedly cut off and tossed around the room?
Eh, decapitations are nothing. Slap a little sticking plaster on it and walk it off.
You have to remember, though, she wasn’t really bothered that much by the decapitations. At worst, they were an annoying nuisance.
This, though… her reaction indicates that it was a fairly unpleasant experience.
So yeah, that looked like it hurt.
I get the feeling her brother is not very nice, and not nearly as patient with idiocy as his sister
Mike,
Please award yourself a gnome-prize for “You are limited by mainstream phonetics”
A-Punk! Ezra and Koenig? Perhaps. I don’t want to be an Unbeliever. It does appear that Cube’s hat is in the shape of a Mansard Roof, Koenig thinks that Mimic speaks little more than California English, the color of the liquid in the basin the Vampires viewing basin is the color of Horchata, the Vampire’s weapon cache seems to have everything short of an M79 and unless I stand corrected there is something missing from this sentence.
Come on folks….. the Oxford Comma is missing!
(Ezra Koenig is the lead singer for the band Vampire Weekend)
Thank you for pointing out the reference. I was a little lost without it. And nice use of the song titles there =).
Everyone knows cheap blood tastes best out of a can anyhow.
They’ll always be Pabst and Proust to me.
I would think she’s given up on pop top bottles too!
You also get a prize for having Mimic claim that he’s good “a’ pronouncin’.”
So… any chance of seeing the full vote breakdown? I’m mostly curious how my suggestion landed.
Brad and Janet — 17%
Syd and Marti — 5%
Pabst and Proust — 9%
Hipstan and Hipstella — 6%
Stoker and Cynara — 5%
Magnus and Ferra — 5%
Koenig and Ezra — 4%
Harris and Charlaine — 7%
Twilight and Eclipse — 10%
They’d tell you their names, but they’re in this really obscure language that you’ve probably never heard of. — 31%
Thanks!
I’m a bit late on this, but YAY!
Gnome-prize!
Well, this Hipster Vampire was once very “Footloose” on “Friday the 13th”, before being used as an unintentional, yet fully ironic model for Koenig Pabst here.
Couldn’t resist all these years later…he STILL looks (and definitely sounds) like Kevin Bacon.