Either that or they’re part of a large family like the Jenny and Joy clans from Pokemon. Or work for free. A construct doesn’t really need to eat or require resources does it???
Well now, good luck to our hipster Vamp, she’s gonna need it once Madeline realizes what she is and that she’s evil. Paladins are pretty good against undead, and their entire “grapple + blood drain” attack is just asking for an offensive Lay On Hands + Smite Evil. Say what you will about Madeline’s book smarts, she’s one of the most effective combatants around. 😉
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I’m gonna go with ‘What is a sneak attack from a wounded zebra?’, Alex.
…or “Surprise Slapped with a rolled up newspaper”?
Ohhhh, I’m sorry! The answer we were looking for was “Flanking maneuver by a vampiric penguin”! Better luck with the next question Viva.
Well, of course not. If Annoying were Evil, what would happen to these guys? Who do seem to get around the dungeons.
Either that or they’re part of a large family like the Jenny and Joy clans from Pokemon. Or work for free. A construct doesn’t really need to eat or require resources does it???
Riddles get much less difficult when you have internet, and can just look it up, e.g. at
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_black_and_white_and_red_all_over
But “Vampire having a midnight snack” might fit shortly 🙂
Except that she’s not black and white — how cliche!
Relax, it’s only going to hit her in the head. She’ll be fine.
Well now, good luck to our hipster Vamp, she’s gonna need it once Madeline realizes what she is and that she’s evil. Paladins are pretty good against undead, and their entire “grapple + blood drain” attack is just asking for an offensive Lay On Hands + Smite Evil. Say what you will about Madeline’s book smarts, she’s one of the most effective combatants around. 😉
Seriously who keeps hiring those guys?
Knock, knock!
It’s warhammer calling – and it’s for you!
Aaaaand in the immediate future? Vipster Hamp #2 is about to get hoe slapped.
I kinda feel sorry for that hammer
When all you have is a hammer, every problem starts looking like a paladin.
Shovel slapped 😀
Eat hammer?
Pointing out what time it is would be soooo mainstream and cliche.
Good one.
Stop.
But you need to stop ironically.
C’mon, folks, we’re not focussing on the real issue here:
Did the vampire bring any rope?
You ask her. Since Madeline is neglecting her duty.
…but she’s scary.
“..how is a duck supposed to be black and white and r…*WHAM!*”
Thats an easy riddle…
“A zebrafolk prisoner who talks back”
ah, another OotS reader.^^
That red door reminds me of that annoying orange. Especially with its last line.