Brass knuckles probably do about the same damage a a cestus: 1d3 + strength bonus. It looks like she got punched five times so as long as V’inny doesn’t have absurdly high strength (likely, since Mind Flayers have a STR penalty though I do assume V’inny is much stronger than an average flayer based on his fighting style) she probably only took around 15-20 points of damage. Which is about the right amount to make a reasonably tough 5th level wizard look the way she does now without actually incapacitating them…
Princess didn’t say she couldn’t just phone it in by preparing Unseen Servant each day. She would have to be really pissed, rather than just groggy, to specify *manual* cleaning.
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Wow, rapmaster mimic really flubbed that one. I imagine that princess’s half-open eyes must have really been glowing red.
Yup. Agent Porkins is in for surprise shift today.
Why did she correct the Princess with “Porkins”?
I’d assume her mind isn’t quite working right at the moment, with the zappy and the stress and the grievous bodily injury and whatnot.
because… when it come to remembering who has the punishment detail… would you want the higher ups to remember your name?
I love how she turned to Mimic for his version.
As inaccurately as possible!
“An she put a badger in his head!”
Priceless.
“Mustelidecapitated” is the best verb I’ve heard all day.
I’m actually a little surprised Perkins had enough HP to survive all of that. 😛
you never know… standing and walking I believe are considered half actions… :p
Brass knuckles probably do about the same damage a a cestus: 1d3 + strength bonus. It looks like she got punched five times so as long as V’inny doesn’t have absurdly high strength (likely, since Mind Flayers have a STR penalty though I do assume V’inny is much stronger than an average flayer based on his fighting style) she probably only took around 15-20 points of damage. Which is about the right amount to make a reasonably tough 5th level wizard look the way she does now without actually incapacitating them…
That went better then expected
Wow, she got off light, only one week of dungeon detail! Lucky for her, the princess is no Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland. Next time new level?
We didn’t ding yet. I think we need to see what GC and Rusty have been up to.
But then again, she called herself Porkins instead of Perkins, so she might not even have to clean the dungeons.
How much cleaning would dungeons need anyway? Sweep out a few cobwebs and skeletons and take the rest of the week off.
Princess didn’t say she couldn’t just phone it in by preparing Unseen Servant each day. She would have to be really pissed, rather than just groggy, to specify *manual* cleaning.
I’m still backing Sir Calamitus as the next adventuring companion. Or at least an ‘evil’ companion, but one as hilariously bad at evil as he was.
Shouldn’t that be “snake chick” rather than “snake hick”? I didn’t notice it until I saw the ad banner….
Remember the yuan ti’s Cowgirl accent? I’m pretty sure “snake hick” is exactly what Mimic meant to say.
Oh right. Yeah OK, I’ll buy that.
Poor Perkins. 🙁 She really loses her nerve when the boss is around, doesn’t she?
Was that an Escape from New York/LA reference?
Porkins, good name for a half orc. 🙂