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Chapter: Comic, Level 5 — Illithit Activities
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  1. Jeff
    July 27, 2011, 12:24 pm | # | Reply

    I Can’t Disbelieve it’s Butterâ„¢ FTW!

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  2. Thundararious
    July 27, 2011, 1:27 pm | # | Reply

    oh boy…

  3. matt w
    July 27, 2011, 1:50 pm | # | Reply

    Girl is plenty thin already.

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  4. Wyvernhand
    July 27, 2011, 2:28 pm | # | Reply

    Wait, Presti is an Illusionist, right? It’s probably a Shadow Conjouration replicating a Grease spell. Naturally, the Shadow Conjouration, being mostly fake, would require the material components to be mostly fake too, right?

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  5. Timber
    July 27, 2011, 3:47 pm | # | Reply

    Whew! That spell had a low margarine for error!

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    • msyendor
      July 27, 2011, 4:13 pm | # | Reply

      Hssssssssss. On the other hand … Grease is the word.

      • Squeamish
        July 27, 2011, 5:55 pm | # | Reply

        Well, you have to admit, it was a pretty slick move.

        • Glyphstone
          July 28, 2011, 12:46 pm | # | Reply

          http://www.instantrimshot.com

          • Scarlet Knight
            July 28, 2011, 7:17 pm | # | Reply

            Mimic & Presti “butter” get out of there! This is no time to stand “pat “.

      • idanbhk
        April 6, 2025, 6:12 am | # | Reply

        It’s the place, it’s the motion.

    • chaitea
      July 29, 2011, 4:38 pm | # | Reply

      But the fat’s in the fire now. Oleo can do is transfat outta there and fry again later.

    • The Other Mike
      March 27, 2016, 3:26 am | # | Reply

      It would seem the puns are… spreading.

  6. mfsulla
    July 28, 2011, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    a-pun my word. It’s just so hard to get good help…why do they not have a ‘ring of flying’ or other magic item that would allow them to aviod a low level spell? I mean they are part of a wealthy underworld group! The Don should have a few mages with scrying spells and such active at all times; so when intruders are in his base he would be informed in a timely fashion. Spells would be cast on some of his henchmen to enable them to, at least not embarss him…lol

  7. Dancing_Fox
    July 28, 2011, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    What timing. The comic ‘anti-HEROES’ did a ‘grease’ joke a few weeks back.

    http://www.antiheroescomic.com/comic/221

    Different jokes though. Both sites are good.

    Personally, I cannot disbelieve it is not butter.

  8. Nanya
    July 28, 2011, 9:56 am | # | Reply

    But, butter’s healthier for you. Margarine clogs your arteries faster.

    • Oldskool
      July 28, 2011, 11:39 am | # | Reply

      99% of the time, yes, Butter IS much healthier than that pure-transfat garbage sold as Margerine. Smart Balance is the only one I know of that has NO transfats OR cholesterol. Otherwise, with most other Margerines, folks think they are eating healthier, but are replacing a trace amount of cholesterol in actual Butter, versus 100% transfats in most Margerines… ahhh the irony.

      • Sofa Spud
        July 28, 2011, 6:25 pm | # | Reply

        Well, a lot of people still think that dietary cholesterol leads to serum cholesterol — when actually saturated fats (including trans fats) in the diet are what increases the “bad” cholesterol count, and artificially saturated fats (like in margarine, or in Fritos) are always worse for you than natural saturated fats (like in butter).

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        • Erebr
          July 29, 2011, 5:27 pm | # | Reply

          So are you suggesting that I get rid of both my margarine AND my fritos?!?!?!

  9. newbonomicon
    August 15, 2011, 11:22 pm | # | Reply

    It takes a very difficult will save, and even if you pass it, you’re only certain it is something other than butter.

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  10. Jason
    April 9, 2013, 6:56 pm | # | Reply

    The track suit, I am dying laughing over the mind flayer in a track suit…

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