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Chapter: Comic, Level 4 — Ballroom Blitz
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  1. G@tor
    November 17, 2010, 12:33 pm | # | Reply

    A cigarette… and a lighter… how anachronistic… the anachronistic anarchist… she could be a superhero.

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    • TBeholder
      November 22, 2010, 4:05 am | # | Reply

      There’s a history of that world somewhere? =)

      Besides, a lighter is just flint&steel built into little lamp. It’s laughably primitive next to many wheel-lock mechanisms, let alone much older things… like a full-auto ballista.

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      • SotiCoto
        February 4, 2013, 5:24 am | # | Reply

        Can the flammable fluids they have in the fantasy setting substitute appropriately for lighter fuel?

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        • StarSword
          March 28, 2013, 11:11 am | # | Reply

          It lit, didnt’ it?

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          • Jaded Empath
            October 24, 2013, 10:26 pm | # | Reply

            Not yet, as of this comic…

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        • reddir
          February 8, 2014, 11:00 am | # | Reply

          They can distill alcohol readily enough.

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          • DocSavage
            October 13, 2014, 5:30 pm | # | Reply

            Alcohol has to be above 80 proof to burn though.

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          • Yet Another Troper
            March 14, 2015, 7:39 pm | # | Reply

            Greek fire, lamp oil, various alchemical substances.

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    • kur
      August 27, 2014, 12:44 pm | # | Reply

      The lighter actually was invented before matches. Seriously.

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    • Adesperad0
      May 26, 2015, 7:28 pm | # | Reply

      Lighter was actually introduced before the match, so oddly enough, a match in this scene would be more anachronistic.

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    • The Other Mike
      March 26, 2016, 6:45 am | # | Reply

      Keep in mind, we’ve seen a smartphone in this comic, and the characters have some way of watching TV and movies from our world. So, a lighter and smokes? Small potatoes.

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  2. Haha
    November 17, 2010, 2:30 pm | # | Reply

    🙂
    😮
    😡
    :v
    The wondrous faces of the mimic.

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  3. Samsonguy
    November 17, 2010, 3:17 pm | # | Reply

    Who knew mimics had such flexibility?

  4. msyendor
    November 17, 2010, 4:39 pm | # | Reply

    keeeriiipes, mimic! Darn lucky she didn’t stomp you to splinters.

  5. Bunnicula
    November 17, 2010, 8:56 pm | # | Reply

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

  6. Squeamish
    November 18, 2010, 11:08 am | # | Reply

    To be fair, it doesn’t take much to turn an undead. They’ll got for any attractive cleric of ANY gender with a nice blinged out holy symbol.

    Undead can be very superficial that way.

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  7. Lycanthromancer
    November 20, 2010, 4:54 pm | # | Reply

    Oh, god.

    That’s hilarious.

    And when you stop and think about what she said, really disgusting.

    Has she taken the Lich-Loved feat yet?

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    • Wyrdness
      November 21, 2010, 4:31 pm | # | Reply

      Maybe disgusting, but not unexpected. she was flirting pretty hard with the White Knight at the end of Level 1.

    • TBeholder
      November 22, 2010, 4:11 am | # | Reply

      That’s not even close to a Lich… but still.

      As to the lady’s tastes – Mimic said “brain: scarred” right then and there, didn’t he?

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      • chaitea
        November 22, 2010, 4:03 pm | # | Reply

        And beer. ‘lots of beer.’

    • Daniel
      October 29, 2013, 7:24 pm | # | Reply

      Could someone explain what Mimic thought the Princess meant? I think I’m missing a joke here.

      • JET73L
        January 23, 2014, 1:45 pm | # | Reply

        He thought she meant someone “turned” him gay (I’m not getting into that right now, it’s an established figure of speech), and he was gone because he left her for a guy (or a ghoul, depending on what he turned for).

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    • Envisioner Will
      March 3, 2023, 5:27 pm | # | Reply

      Considering that feat is from Book of Vile Darkness, I think Princess is probably, to directly quote the supervillain Sinestro in a 1960s Green Lantern comic, “not evil enough”.

      Although she is a DM’s Girlfriend, so anything is possible. (Probably best if I don’t speculate further on this line.)

  8. Choobakka
    February 16, 2011, 3:53 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve been wondering… If he’s still moving, does it count as necrophilia?

    • Envisioner Will
      March 3, 2023, 5:29 pm | # | Reply

      The Vatican will have to issue a decision on this topic, whenever modern medical science catches up with the capabilities of a wizard specialized in Necromancy.

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  9. newbonomicon
    August 15, 2011, 10:51 pm | # | Reply

    While this is old enough that it is fairly unlikely anyone will see or care, I would like to point out that he was not Turned, he was Destroyed, which, while resulting from the same check as a Turn, requires a significantly greater success.

    Being Turned doesn’t even deal damage.

    • Envisioner
      September 21, 2013, 4:59 pm | # | Reply

      I had the same thought. But maybe it was a Greater Turning by a Sun cleric.

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    • reddir
      February 8, 2014, 11:04 am | # | Reply

      A successful regular Turn destroys undead if they have less HD than 1/2 the Clerics level.

    • WJS
      October 3, 2016, 11:59 am | # | Reply

      True, but just saying “destroyed” is ambiguous, “turned” makes it clear that he wasn’t just smashed up, which matters in this case since undead that are “killed” by hp damage can be revived. Undead destroyed by a cleric can’t.

  10. arglfx
    October 14, 2016, 8:40 pm | # | Reply

    All this time an not yet a single “boner” comment?

    • zoltarg
      December 18, 2016, 4:59 pm | # | Reply

      Bone ‘er? He hardly knew ‘er!

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    • evileeyore
      July 10, 2023, 6:51 pm | # | Reply

      At least we now know for sure she wasn’t just into him for his bone…

      I’ll see myself out.

  11. Jericho
    February 21, 2018, 1:24 pm | # | Reply

    So, if she’s the “DM’s girlfriend” and dates the
    Night Wight, does that mean the DM just got snuffed?

    • Isenoxyd
      March 14, 2018, 2:48 pm | # | Reply

      It took me 1d4+2 years to come up with the same question. Maybe he/she is a very openminded, easygoin´ DM – improbable as it may be- it is not totally unheard of…
      OR they have a really rigid understanding of “till death do us part”- so UNdeath is allowed…

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      • Envisioner Will
        March 3, 2023, 5:32 pm | # | Reply

        Given everything we see in this campaign, I’d say it’s not just non-unlikely, but virtually guaranteed. This group clearly plays the game for laughs rather than trying to be serious about things. (No judgement, the right way to play D&D is whatever the table agrees will be most fun.)

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