She’s also burned quite a few spell slots today… three castings of Cone of Cold, several Shields, a Prismatic Spray. It’s been a rough day, and she hasn’t even managed breakfast yet.
An insidious plan of attack, the Princess can’t kick a puppy, our mage’s magic has gone to the dogs and none of the guards even have a puppy pounder…they need a cat-astrophe but will that just turn into a cat-ass-trophy for the bad guys ?
Rusty and Co. and rustyandco.com is not affiliated with, endorsed, sponsored, or specifically approved by Wizards of the Coast LLC. For more information about Wizards of the Coast or any of Wizards’ trademarks or other intellectual property, please visit their website at Wizards.com
So, how late am I to the party in figuring out that all the derro minions are named after lyrics from By the Way by the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Not as late as me.
Exactly 18 hours and 7 minutes earlier than me, if I’m to believe the time of posting.
Dog Town, Blood Bath, Rib Cage, Soft Tail…
Will we meet Steak knife, Card Shark, Con Job, Boot Cut, Black Jack, Dope Dick, Pawn Shop, Quick Pick, Song Bird, Main Line, Cash Back, and Hard Top?
We met Steak Knife, Card Shark, Con Job, and Boot Cut back in Level 7, so the rest are probably going to turn up eventually.
Dope Dick?
Not Approved By The Comics Code Authority!
https://rustyandco.com/comic/level-11-50/#comments
But we just had a detective story.
To alt text: Cube is not a monster, only monsters kill doggos.
He kind of is. The subtitle of the comic is Monstrous Misadventures after all.
Then again, we all have an entry in the Monster Manual. Roxy’s is between Elemental and Ethereal Filcher.
Citing Order of the Stick.
Trully a man of culture.
Yes, but sadly inaccurate. Roxy can be found between Half-Dwarf and Half-Giant.
…
Unless they talk about half-elves under the Elf entry, in which case, never mind.
Half-elf is considered a subrace in 3.5; not sure about other versions.
Half-elf is indeed in the Elf entry, but that’s pretty irrelevant, since Roxy is a full elf, just raised by humans.
Cube doesn’t want to fill up before the main course.
Given that Presti can take down a squad of lava golems, I’m sure she’ll be able to deal with a swarm of advanced dire poodles…
She’s also burned quite a few spell slots today… three castings of Cone of Cold, several Shields, a Prismatic Spray. It’s been a rough day, and she hasn’t even managed breakfast yet.
Oops, correction… Ice Storms, not Cones of Cold. So she’s not exactly been holding back…
Yup. Dog … Town.
:p
At least it’s not rabbits.
yet.
As Shakespeare might put it, if Shakespeare read Rusty and Co., “Cry ‘Havoc!’ and let slip the dogs of war.”
Cry “CIRCUS” and let fly the poodles of chaos!
My only suggestion is to replace “poodles” with “curs”…
Cry “CIRCUS!”, & let fly the Curs of Chaos!
Cry “CIRCUS” and let course the curs of chaos’s curse!
It’s raining hats and dogs!
No wonder Cube is (again) going to be the one getting shit done (TM): He’s immune to the doggos’ main attack: Ankle Bite. Cube has no ankles.
Also, thanks for the new strip, hope you’re doing okay.
Who let the dogs out?!? Woof, woof, woof woof!
…you take the circus to the Princess!
An insidious plan of attack, the Princess can’t kick a puppy, our mage’s magic has gone to the dogs and none of the guards even have a puppy pounder…they need a cat-astrophe but will that just turn into a cat-ass-trophy for the bad guys ?