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But is that Twiceling steps or halfling steps???
what’s between a twiceling and a halfling, anyway? a onceler?
Everyone’s a onceling to themselves. It’s just a matter of perspective.
Thieves Guild actually uses a standardized “step” based the length of the Guild Founders favorite dagger.
Now watch as this is a legitimate step to take.
Yeah, I think that would be the funny route.
Of course it is, but it’s still funny for to stabs get told to jump off a pier right after she vouched for the info.
We could always have Tarta shift into some aquatic animal in order to check it out safely…
It probably is. Why not hide the black market underwater?
Everyone’s too busy looking for the criminal underground, they never even thought about the criminal underwater.
Well, the chapter is called “Speakeasies and Sea Monsters.”
Yeah, invisibility, hallucinatory terrain, portals, lots of options. A literal floating craps game would be a pun right up the comic’s alley.
In accordance with the Rule of Funny.
Looks like this comic’s about to take the concept of harboring criminals to the next level.
about to?
Yeah, weren’t Dirk and Kris assassins?
Luckily our friends are a few cards shy of a full deck.
Should that not be “a full dock”?
Ships dock at docks, but they also have decks halled with holly… wait, that’s not right.
“That’s one small step for halfling, one giant dive for halflingkind.”
Yeah, I bet the place will be a real dive.
Holy Grail kinda leap of faith?
More like a Leap of Feet, which is much more leap-y than the other kind.
The leap of feet is a feat of faith.
Are we about to meet the Creature from the Black Market Lagoon?
We’ve been assuming that the Belt of Genre Changing was set to “Film Noir”… maybe it’s actually “Call of Cthulhu”?
Pretty sure I suggested the Lovecraft horror genre a while ago.
And yes, I do agree this would be a good spot for the puppeteer from the twins’ moat.
He got turned to stone.
Then, there are repeating characters who got eaten by Cube. Repeatedly.
Old monster movie could fit in with the black & white backdrop.
Aww. Cute Boa ConsTartaror. All she needs is a hug. And a bunch of dead mice.
Panel Three: “Shortly” (Haha)
Lot of cute snakes lately. Why did it have to be cute snakes?
Time ta get wet